Chair of Anger
Fun with worms and a chair, a video. Stuff for your Sunday Slog.
Yes the song is from AIC, and no they did not make the video…
Bad Cop, Worse Cop
Introducing child beater, Deputy Paul Schene and his accomplice, Deputy Travis Brunner. Two of King County’s finest. Nothing more really needs to be said.
Devils Footprint
Tough week for Sarah Palin. From her vantage point in Alaska, she failed to warn Canada of an approaching Russian bomber. So much for our early Palin detectin system.
Then to make matters worse, scientists have found a human footprint that dates back at least, 1.5 million years. Somewhere in crazy land, Sarah, Ted Nugent and Chuck Norris are speaking in tongues, whilst furiously masturbating their fears away.
Evolution does indeed work in mysterious ways.
Republierpes
This week has proven my theory that Republican politicians, operatives and wannabes, have contracted a communicable disease called Republierpes. Judging by the antics of some of them this past week, the virus has now spread to their heads. Just ask Senator Vitter.
There are many more examples of diseased Republican bullshit to choose from. Go find them yourself…they’re too stupid to link to.
You can rest easy though. For Janet Napolitano’s crack team of Homeland protectors, have been watching as well. I’m sure they are planning a really awesome display of Homeland Protectiness, and will be launching several raids against these Republierpes infected Republicans, by boarding buses, staking out day care centers and pulling brown folks out of their cars in Sequim.
Clean Coal, WMD’s, Illegal Humans & Wayne Newton
Clean coal is stupid. Stupid, just like the reason we invaded Iraq. Stupid, like calling the brown folks who feed your mother’s coke habit…illegal. Stupid, like the pretend shock that places like Las Vegas are running out of water. I blame Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Newton…for all of it.
Blaming Wayne is easy and stupid.
Happy day after hump day. I am off to go buy some shit. Thus ensuring my status as a good, legal American.
What Change
Tired of watching the train wreck that is us? Weary of hoping for change that never comes?
Then watch this video. It will only take five minutes of your day or your night. You will see that nothing ever really changes, and any change that should, would or could happen…will have to come, from “us.”
The Walrus was right.
Commie, Homo-Loving Sons of Guns
Senator Penn and spine
Sean Penn won and had some good things to say. Some say Sean is difficult, I say he is short and has a spine. Perhaps Senator Penn might be next?
If there’s two things we could really use in Congress…spines and intelligence would be at the very top of the list. This makes Sean, more than ready to serve.
