Mercury Laden Water and The Border Patrol
Stan is the man from Aberdeen, Washington. Stan is a Border Patrol groupie and another fantastic example, of why tourists need to avoid Aberdeen.
Stan is confused, not unlike the Border Patrol and the two white power participants from Mossyrock and Onalaska. Aberdeen, Mossyrock and Onalaska, three shining examples of the effects of mercury laden water and the brain damage that it causes.
Wow.
I would like to thank the Sequim Gazette for their brand of video “journalism.” Fucking hilarious. One could not buy better advertising for the Border Patrol and their…”mission.” This video is a wet dream of potential material…a showcase, a case study if you will, on everything that is wrong with America, Aberdeen and the Border Patrol.
Just a quick note to Stan the man from Aberdeen. Evidently Stan thinks the tweakers, meth cookers and the rapists that he is surrounded by in Aberdeen, are all Mexicans without papers. For those of you who know nothing of Aberdeen…well, Stan is delusional. Funny, but still just a delusional fucktard.
I’m pretty sure that Janet Napolitano, the Border Patrol and our glorious Department of Homeland Security, would like to thank the Sequim Gazette, Stan the Man and the dynamic duo of white power from Lewis County. With friends and supporters like you…who needs Mexicans.
Vigilant Break
Photo’s must be taken. Beer must be swilled. Back at it soon.
Be Vigilant.
Help Wanted
Are you a Republican? Do you like hanging out with dead people? Have I got an opportunity for you! Yakima County needs a new coroner and no liberal minded people cutters, need apply.
Good with a scalpel and saw? Angry about Obama? Livid that Rossi lost to a woman? Twice. Do brown people make you uncomfortable, even though you eat more than your share of #11’s at Carne de Muerte?
Get off of your couch gordo and apply quickly, because the position “expires” at the end of this month.
Baby Orca
This past month, a third baby orca was spotted amongst the Puget Sound pods. Good news for the struggling orcas.
A whale reached for comment had this to say, “have you tried swimming in this shit hole you humans have created?” The angry killer whale continued, ” listen, you idiots with really green lawns, Port Townsend Paper, Crown Zellerbach, your Navy, Weyerhaeuser, the Duwamish…that shit burns, fuck you all and stop following us.”
Darwin Week at the Vatican
Seems Charles Darwin has a few fans in Rome. I sense tough times ahead for Creationists. But I also sense better times ahead for Santa Clausites.
Santa is real. Get over it.
“Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.” — Kurt Vonnegut
Janet Napolitano, Meet the Horses Ass
So I was making my daily porn and dirty-liberal blog rounds, when I noticed Goldy at the Horses Ass had stolen one of my photos. Turns out it was Lee, and he didn’t actually steal it. Lee posted about the never ending pretend war on drugs, then added a few words about the Border Patrol and it’s pretend war on terror.
Well done and welcome to the party.
So here’s the deal. I get plenty of Homeland and DOD types reading the Lens just about every day. So I thought I’d introduce Janet and friends to you guys there at Horses Ass. As an added bonus, I’m offering up the video shot by a Mexican hunting terrorist hunting Border Patrol agent in Port Angeles. It shows the level of training and street smarts needed…to catch brown terrorists for the GEO Group. Be sure to watch for Port Townsend attorney Paul Richmond who is filming the agent that made the video. Richmond is in the first photo of the video.
Nice yes? Any questions can be forwarded to Joseph Giuliano or Janet Napolitano in DC.
