War on This, That and the Other
We are currently in the middle of three failed wars. The war on drugs, terror and you. Throw in politicians, lobbyists, religion and buzzwords like “socialism” and you get what you pay for. A fucking mess with very few immigrants left to clean it up.
There are still other unresolved wars waging on our blood stained shores. There is the war on people who are not white. This includes one of our longest running failed wars, the battle against Indians. This war is being waged via casinos, the BIA, the church, diseased blankets, reservations, forced marches, the FBI, uranium mining, fake treaty’s, sugar, internment camps, national monuments, bleached flour and alcohol.
Those first peoples are resilient.
In addition to the ongoing Indian War, we had a war over slavery. There was an American Revolution, the War of 1812, the “old” Mexican American War, a Spanish War, WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf War I and the previously mentioned, glorious Global War on Terror. We are still engaged in wars on science, the environment, star wars, media wars, a war on Christmas, guns, hunger, cancer, poverty, the Constitution, journalism, common sense, the middle class and fake butter flavoring on microwave popcorn. Hell, we’ve even had a war being waged and ignored in southern California, for 40 years. Over 15,000 people have died fighting in this war.
But we are a peace loving, God fearing nation. Just don’t look in our general direction, or we’ll…well, you know.
Bollocks in Hot Water
I tried to ignore these children in grown up pants. Perhaps you’d know them as the retards calling themselves the Tea Bag Revolution. It’s been worth a good laugh or two…
Sadly, one of their porn friendly “members,” tipped them off as to what is involved when one teabags another. The Tea Bag Revolution, has now changed their name to the more than a mouthful, Tax Day Tea Party. This should clear up most of the testicular dipping confusion.
For an intelligent discussion on these fools, read this. For another laugh or two at the expense of these patriots, watch the video. Here’s to hoping Fox News and Republicans, never, ever, go away.
Obama’s list of stuff to take from you by next month
- Guns
- Cable TeeVee
- NASCAR
- The Bible
- Your Soul
- Porn
- Beer
- Applebee’s
- County Fairs
- Boy Scouts
- Apple Pie
- The Flag
- Your mother
- Blacktop
- The series of tubes that make up the internets
- Country Music
- NKOTB
- Chocolate
- Chevy, Ford and Dodge
- Weekends
- Florida
- Texas
- Harley Davidson
- Plastic Surgery
- Hot Dogs
- Tin Foil
- Beef jerky
- Creme filling
- Salt
- Vinyl flooring
- Radio Shack
- The word, “moist”
- Camping
- Birthdays
- Ashton & Demi’s Twitter accounts
Corporate Magazines Still Suck
It seemed like a different world 15 years ago…but I really don’t think it was. Kurt was right.
For a good read on Kurt and his death 15 years ago, go here.
To see what corporations have done and are still doing to your country, take a fucking look around.
Breaking Bone News
Ken Bone is the new WSU men’s basketball coach. Welcome to Pullman coach Bone…be sure to buy your beer on Tuesdays at Dissmores.
AD Sterk? The University of Washington thanks you, for the multiple new opportunities they will now have to use the words, bone, boner or boned it…when discussing Wazzu.
I love college.
It’s The Myopic Monday Toby Keith Post!
I know I’ve been waiting for it!
So Toby Keith who is evidently, a country music star, is ready to throw down with movie star Ethan Hawke. Now I’ve heard of Ethan and watched him in action. Toby? Honky please.
Anyway, Toby “the unheard of,” is angry with Ethan “the heard of.” Ethan wrote a fun article for Rolling Stone, that among other things, made Toby “the unheard of,” look stupid. Go here to witness Toby and his myopia in action.
Speaking of pissing matches that actually mean something, Mickey Rourke just beat the piss out of Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania. Maybe Ethan Hawke can put a call in to Mickey? I’d pay to watch Mickey smack the piss out of Toby “the unheard of.”
Happy myopic Monday.
Be sure to thank the WWE for having to watch this on some guys TeeVee.
Who Needs Palin?
When you’ve got Steve!
A big gay shout-out to Representative Steve King of Iowa. I’ll give you three guesses as to which “party” Steve belongs to.
So Representative King fears gay folks. Representative King says Iowa will now become “the gay marriage Mecca.” Uncle Stevie says a butt load of stupid things. Stupid things like, the torture dished out by us at Abu Ghraib was just hazing, or that Iraq is safer than DC, Senator Joe McCarthy was a great American hero, gay people are like leprechauns and gay, gay, Gay, and GAY!
Rep. King doth protest too much, methinks.
Chill out Steve. Enjoy a Bikini Kill tune. Then shut the fuck up.
