Smidgen of Reality Appears in Florida
And that does not happen very often.
Check out this truth pusher in Florida, as he steps up at a testicle dunking event to speak. Listen as he ropes them in with a support the troops statement and then finishes them off with a “who here makes less than 250k?”
You know, you can spell it smidgen, smidgeon or smidgin, but just a smidge of reality can lead to all sorts of painful truthiness.
Followed by boos of predictability by the gathered sheeple.
Great stuff…
Thank Fox News
For their help in getting several hundred “Obama FEMA Camp” participants together…and on TeeVee, during the testicle dipping parties. Should make things much easier once the roundups begin.
Mission Accomplished!
Steven Seagal Exposes the NSA
So the NSA has some splainin to do. Seems the “Justice Department” has admitted, that there just might be some problems with the NSA and their little spy operation.
Go here to read all about it. Then watch Steven Seagal as he shares with us the wisdom of the ages, a synopsis of why the NSA hates America and some belching.
Conservative bin Laden
Now we know why the Border Patrol has stopped doing citizen testing checkpoints for Mexicans. Homeland Security has determined that conservatives and right wing extremists, are now our biggest threat to the Homeland. I say its about fucking time.
Now we can really put those FEMA Camps and the Patriot Act to good use. Thank you George Bush!
So here you go Homeland Security, the first video of what will be many videos, of suspected right wing, extremist conservative terrorists. Perhaps it’s not too late to save those poor kids in the Denver video, with some type of anti-extremist/racist cleansing pill?
The Homeland Poked by Dicks
Representative Norm Dicks has Homeland Security and The Border Patrol, making up new stories as to why their Olympic Peninsula, citizen testing checkpoints for Mexicans, have not happened since last September. The spokeshumans for both agencies have several well thought out responses and justifications, as to why they have failed.
None of them are the truth.
Long stupid story, shortened for your protection…racial profiling and bad agents, only happens on the southern border and in 36 other states. Oh, and they pissed off Norm too.
There are lessons that could be taken from this episode of stupidity. First and foremost, Norm and Homeland Security, work for us. Second, any time a federal agency seeks support from Fox News and the Minute Men, you then know the type of professionals you are dealing with. Third, we now know that Norm Dicks can actually do something, besides empower the Taliban, stroke Boeing, or hand out cash filled no-bid contracts, for his friends who employ lobbyists.
If there has to be a fourth lesson, let it be that marijuana, cocaine and Cuba, will all soon be very legal and very taxed.
And Now, a Very Important Easter Message About Guns
By Plaxico Burress.
Tea Baggers, Predators and an Archbishop
I’m “hopeful,” that someone films a few of these tea bagging parties and we then are treated to some really fun YouTube watching opportunities. Hopeful, is probably an understatement.
Speaking of news worthy coverage, imagine footage of Ted Nugent tea bagging Chuck Norris. Maybe Ann Coulter could dip her stones with some lucky tea bagger raffle winner?
Exactly where did you think the licken in Republican came from?
In related news, our Predator drones in Pakistan have killed 14 suspected al-Quaeda leaders and 687 civilians. In Ireland, Diarmuid Martin, the Archbishop of Dublin, has warned his congregation that they might have a wee bit of a problem. He warned that a massive investigation of parishes in the Irish capital will find children were subjected to horrific attacks between 1975 and 2004.
Happy Easter.
