Iowa Hit by Gay Tornado
A tornado of questionable orientation, slammed into an Iowa campground on Sunday, destroying five trailers and leaving three copies of Passport Magazine in it’s wake. Heterosexual campers were able to escape injury by seeking shelter in a bathhouse. Damage to the immediate area was reported as, ironic.
In somewhat related news, Pastor Eric Schumacher of the Northbrook Baptist Church saw this disaster coming from a mile away. Pastor Schumacher has been busy preparing for this coming disaster of gayness, by stocking up his anti-gay marriage pantry with anti-gay items like garlic, two worn copies of Black Belt Patriotism and several pairs of knee-high black socks.
In news that might make Pastor Schumacher happy, or not, it turns out that most men over 50 may not need that annual prostate exam after all. Go here to probe further.
I love Iowa.
WTO by any other name
Call it IMF and you’ve got the battle in DC?
I know, the International Monetary Fund with the World Bank thrown in for fun, does not equal the mighty World Trade Organization. DC is certainly no Seattle, but we sure as hell are surrounded by the acronyms of fascism as of late.
Good on you active folks in the DC streets just the same.
Now insert your own acronym of a favorite world-fucking agency or organization, right here! We can argue about initialisms vs acronyms, some other time.
Pink. It’s like red but not quite
Nixon left the building for far less than what we already know Cheney did. Clinton? Half impeached for leaving his Presidential seed on a blue dress. Bush, his entire cabinet and the weekend White House dishwasher? Raped, pillaged, tortured and murdered their way through the Middle East and your 401k and left some dried egg on a plate. Yet these fucks still walk the streets.
Oh those wacky politicians.
But hey, America and our little problems, pale in comparison to these two Canadians. They have invented a new, somewhat disgusting twist, to dumpster diving. Go here, enjoy.
It’s Political Stupid
This is the latest from the over paid, propaganda pushers on TeeVee. President Obama and the evil left wing of the Democratic Party, are playing politics, by releasing proof of shit we already knew.
They can’t even say torture. It’s been re-branded so as not to offend. Call it, harsh interrogation. There, that feels much better.
An excellent article on this very subject by Vietnam Veteran John Cory, can be read right here. An obvious traitor, as he dares speak words not approved by your glorious government. Or GE.
It’s easy to blame all of Congress, Bush and his brains…but really, it’s you. None of this happens without our sleepy consent.
Now off to Starbucks with you.
Revelation leads to Revolution
Those who should be frightened…are. Too much truth gets out and people come together. And that, is bad for business.
Do not write your Congresshuman as asked by those MoveOn people. You do not want a Special Prosecutor.
They are frightened. Watch six minutes of Fox News, you’ll smell it.
Try and be strong. Stand up. Speak out. Or get out of the way.
Breaking No Shit News
Everyone from Cheney to the kids at Caribou Coffee, just down the street from the White House, knew about the torture, the lack of WMD’s and that warning about a determined bin Laden.
Now we are supposed to believe that journalists, MoveOn.org couch surfers, the complicit Democrats and Republicans in Congress, and the 345 sane conservatives left in America…are suddenly outraged at this news of Bush Administration crimes?
It’s just a bit fucking late to be jumping on the bandwagon of indignation, don’t ya think?
A cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil, shoved down your pants for effect. I think this sums up the Bush years and you disingenuous bandwagon jumpers, quite adequately.
Clinton and Bush to Fake Debate Each Other
What a fabulously stupid idea. Bill Clinton and W pretending to debate each other, with a yet to be chosen fake moderator.
I’ve got to ask the question. Why?
Next month in Toronto, these two will be talking about the Bush legacy of failure and crimes, and what? How Bill feels about it?
Maybe the event promoter could at least make Bush earn his payola, by enlisting John Stewart to sit in the moderator chair. Watching Bush trying to squeeze out a coherent thought and or response to one of Stewart’s questions? Almost worth it.
