Hood Canal Bridge is Wha?
The tourists, terrorists and Canadians who did not get the memo about the Hood Canal Bridge closure, are now stuck on the Olympic Peninsula. There is no way off. The bridge could be closed, forever. If you can read this, whatever you do, stay away from Port Ludlow.
Swim for it if you can…
Tom Cruise Was Right!
Spokane Torture Training HQ
Psychologists are nuts. Lets examine the two idiots that represent the psycho portion of psychology.
Their names, James Mitchell and Bruce Jessen of Mitchell Jessen Associates. Their game, teaching interrogators how to torture brown people for the CIA and the Bush Administration. Where is this torture teaching firm located? In Spokane, Washington on the second and top floors of the old Legion building. Next time you find yourself at the corner of Washington and Riverside, look up and say hi.
For the 7 or 8 people in Spokane who have been paying attention, this is nothing new. This story broke two years ago and Sens. Levin and McCain, also know a bit about it. Now with a few folks considering some sort of “investigation” into the crimes of the Bush/Cheney years, psycho cowards Mitchell/Jessen, their employees and their torture teaching firm, are being looked at again. I predict someone in Spokane is going to start talking. Soon.
For those of you interested, a few buzz words to keep in mind. Fairchild Air Force Base, the Survival School, SERE, Republicans, GITMO, JPRA, DOD, Abu Ghraib, Randall W. Spivey, Roger L. Aldrich, Richard Shiffrin, Bagram and what do ya wanna bet that George Nethercutt’s name pops up as well?
Now go thank Tom Cruise and his Scientology cult for speaking truth to psychos, and do not ever, ever, question Mr Cruise again.
Don’t Fear the Reaper
Or in this case, Representative John Boehner. Little Johnny boner boy, is doing his best to scare the living shit out of his racist constituents that elected him.
Say Homeland Security, when you’re done screwing with the produce pickers (Mexican warlord drug pushers) why not try protecting the homeland from the Republican Party?
Boehner, torture, 9/11, The Bush Depression, the corporate takeover of Iraq, thousands of dead humans at the feet of criminals like John Boehner…what exactly are you guys at Homeland waiting for? John Conyers?
Check out Boehner’s video at his YouTube channel, before it vanishes. Then go arrest his ass and ask him why he hates America so much.
Then, I’ll feel safer.
Georgia On My Mind
Think things couldn’t get any worse for the end of timers, secessionists or the ‘Obama FEMA Camp fodder humans,’ who inhabit the far right of the political spectrum?
Let me introduce you to Neal Horsley, the Georgia Creationist Party candidate for governor. He makes the ordinary tea bagger, seem like someone you’d invite in for tea. Or bagging.
You see, in addition to Neal’s “interesting” outlook on life, politics and religion…Neal is an admitted mule fucker. Which also makes him a regular troll commenter at the Horses Ass.
Make of that, what you will…
Conyers Drags Nadler into Swirling Vortex of No Action
Nadler and Fonda sans Letter of Inaction
In yet another unprecedented letter writing campaign, Rep. John Conyers has written a sternly voiced letter insinuating, that he just might start impeachment proceedings against President Bush. Maybe.
To show that he means business this time, he had Rep. Jerrold Nadler sign it. Evidently, if Rep. Conyers finds out about just one more Bush wrong doing…man there’s gonna be trouble. And more letters.
Fortunately before signing Conyers letter of sternly worded inaction, some staffer on Nadler’s team caught the impeachment reference and changed it to calling for a Special Prosecutor.
Give that staffer a raise Jerrold!
Reality Sucks Ass
Republicans are facing a ticking time bomb scenario of Agent Jack Bauer proportions. Nothing they do seems to work. Fox News has just about buried them, there are not enough evil doers left to torture, Senator Specter is gone and you can bet, as the war crimes tribunals approach…more Republicans will be jumping ship.
So what’s a party to do once it’s lost it’s fucking mind? I’d bet on them turning up the rhetoric to 11, followed by a change in party leadership from Rush to Chuck Norris, throw in a few stupid announcements, such as placing Michele Bachmann on the House GOP “Energy Solutions” Group and voila! Can you say self fulfilling prophecy?
I would be a dirty liar of a politician, if I did not bring things back down to reality just a bit. Sure it’s great fun to screw with the retards that make up the Republican Party. But as Glenn Greenwald reminds us all, Senator Specter is no liberal minded hair farmer. He’s just trying to save his political ass come next election cycle. And let us not forget, Congress is inhabited by a shit load of complicit Democrats, who also latched on to Dick Cheney’s limp dick, as he led us down the path of ruin that we currently find ourselves strolling on today.
Reality does suck ass. But for now, go ahead and laugh at the Republicans and hey, while we’re at it, let’s turn that rhetoric up to 11!
Bye Bye Republicans
The end is indeed near. Republican Senator Arlen Specter is changing parties and will become a Democrat as of like, right now.
Thank Fox News and the Republican Party for one of the stupidest performances in human history. Think Palin, Joe the not really a Plumber, racism, Bush and murder, WMD’s, torture, healthcare, etc. etc. etc.
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