What could this mean? Will this 9-11 like panel and separate investigation finally lead to trials and imprisonments?!
Yeeeeeah, no. Go here for more on what you can expect to
actually transpire.
Congressman Conyers has been threatening “action” for almost three years now. We have as much of a chance at seeing the Bush Corporation in prison as say…Norm Dicks taking his hand out of Boeing’s pants.
Liar.
“Joint” Chiefs Chairman Mullen is Stoned
Admiral Mike Mullen is baked. For some reason, he is now infuriated about detainee abuse. Mike is so incensed, he released a memo to his subordinates saying “Hey fellas, lay of the torture, eh? And lets add some more training to our new recruits.” “Yours, Mike.”
Sure Mike knows that all new troops are already taught to disobey illegal orders. Mike knows that blaming the young enlisted FNG’s is a much easier distraction for you to buy. Mike is also aware that most of the idiots torturing and raping their way across the planet, were not actually those young FNG’s right out of boot. They were well trained professional rapists and torturers. Trained by some of Mikes very own fuckups in his direct chain of command. Mike knows how to say CIA, DOD and civilian contractors. Mike knows that Stan McChrystal, his General in Afghanistan and best friend of the Tillman family, personally witnessed and may have inflicted some of his own justice in the fun filled torture places like camp Nama and other black sites. Should I go on mike? Because we all know it starts at the top.
No, Admiral Mullen is not only stoned, he’s a liar. Too late to rewrite history and your involvement in it, Mike.
In other stoner news, Gil Kerlikowske our nations Stoner Czar, says this “Legalization is not in the president’s vocabulary, and it’s not in mine.” Gil also had this to say, “Marijuana is dangerous and has no medicinal benefit.”
Notice Gil did not mention alcohol, tobacco, new blood boiling weapons, Aids…or even fake wars that kill millions.
Thanks for the show Mike…Gil, but there are at least 312 of us out here who are not buying it.
Fait accompli eh gentlemen?
One, allows the caning of Malaysian Muslim women for alcohol consumption. The other? Allows the NSA to spy on any American with very little need, if ever, for a warrant.
Sure us fat, slow and sleepy Americans think caning Malaysian Muslim women is abhorrent. Unfortunately, many of us also think Malaysia is located somewhere near southern Utah.
This of course explains why most of us, could give a shit about the NSA listening in on us as we discuss beer farts or what we’d like to do to our neighbors wife, while watching that fat bastard Lou Dobbs take on Mexicans who loath Obama’s lack of a real birth certificate.
“But Vigilant Lens? How does this affect our sticky moral compasses?”
Well Beavis, here you go…Caning women, not so good. The fact that we are still “reporting” in our national media, fake issues like birth certificates, or the phantom terrorists who lurk round every corner and who can forget those invading hordes of Mexican Drug War Lords, who are really just here to scratch our collective itch. Yet, we ignore war crimes, treason and those never ending wars that cost
billions per month.
Awww man! I was just fucking with y’all… your sticky moral compasses are just fine! So like what is up with Megan Fox and her toe thumbs? They kind of creep me out.
Cherry Growers to Get New Pickers
So as most of you may not know, this years cherry crop was massive, but cherry size was down. This makes for too many cherries that growers can’t pick or sell.
In other Washington State crop related news, the Kittitas County Sheriffs office along with the State Patrol, umpteen Federal agencies, Pot SWAT Teams, seven or eight “legal observers”, catering, several guides, 6 park rangers, 5 porta potties, 2 “informants”, 674 Central Washington University students and their teacher of the neocon theory, Mat Manweller…all gathered together 40 miles north of Ellensburg, to bust the largest marijuana grow operation in the history of Kittitas County! Far out!
As the marijuana harvesters enjoyed their catered lunch, high fives were all around and Mexican Drug Cartels were blamed for just about everything from cancer to Obama.
The party in the Teanaway did not last long, for the call that all pot harvesters had been dreading, came in.
Not only is pot profit going to be taxed, regulated and then sold next to the cheap tequila at their favorite state run booze store, these Pot SWAT Teams will be retrained to pick cherries and apples, thus putting the whole illegal humans and lack of labor for our ag industry thingy…to bed.
Thanks for the irony fellas!
Bop Gun
Just for the funk of it…and possibly because my funk is the best…
comin from the west…
Queer! Yahoo “News” & LiveScience Just Discovered Auras!
Corbis photo
Welcome to the new century Yahoo and friends! They’ve just discovered that…”The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal.”
Wow! That’s insane!
You could have asked Deepak Chopra or even read a book. Those creepy glowing humans in visible light…had already been discovered by smart brown humans, long, long ago. Hey Yahoo!, try the Google search function , and look up Aura or even Chakra’s…
and get back to us.
Now if we can only get Yahoo News and LiveScience.com to “discover” the Gulf War Syndrome or sniff out Obama’s “real” birth certificate, or look into why the Border Patrol allowed the 9-11 terrorists into the country…then we’d be getting somewhere.
Mayday! SOS! Hey World, Send Help!
Canada? China? Hello…? Anyone there?
America has been taken over by fucking idiots!
Yes, yes, I know. What the hell else is new. But no shit! Our gene pool has maxed out! We are screwn!
Look at these corn syrup eaters for Christs sakes!
Hey Homeland Security…here’s an idea. Stop fucking with brown people and lock these bat shit sheeple up in your internment camps, eh? Like yesterday.
After 8 going on 180 years or so of illegal U.S. “activities”, wars, assassinations, slavery, genocide, torture and oh I don’t know…pick a fucking issue. This is the best you racist, Limbaugh diddling, gay sex lovin, teevee inhaling fucks can do? Really?
He’s not white…deal with it. Shallow end of the gene poolers. Go roll around in your blue tarps and shut the fuck up.
Say, that was cathartic…
