Ship of Spooky Lies
The fish wrap from Kitsap had itself a really good article kind of day. And Pam Dzama, Norm Dicks tunnel or Boeing, didn’t have a God Damn thing to do with it? That’s so weird.
Evidently the Turner Joy is one spooky ship when empty of tourists. The Kitsap Sun has a lovely, fun filled look into the paranormal that might just inhabit the Turner Joy. Four young ghost chasers from Poulsbo and Seabeck spent a few hours on the boat, setting up electromagnetic field meters, infrared lights and audio recorders… hoping to record some type of paranormal activity
on the old warship.
What they got, was Robert McNamara’s tormented spirit, screaming out for John Herrick, the NSA and Commander Stockdale. “Desoto!” groaannn, “Tonkin!” moooaaann. “Agent Orange…Communist Dominoes!”…”Buuusssh…yellow cake!”…”Dow Chemical!”…cough hack, “Iraq!”…pphhhflack!…sputter…
Silence.
Really quite sad. And spooky.
A Nation that Beats Women for Beer Drinking…
Is okily dokily OK with me! Singaporean Muslim model, Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno may not agree…but come on Kartika…you did
drink the beer.
In other news, 700,000 of my neighbors were just imprisoned for 10 to 15 years each, for distributing, using and growing a plant that makes people mellow. Fucking neighbors.
I’m off for a cigarette and beer breakfast before my weekly six hour drive to Costco, for more cigarette’s, beer and a 10lb bag of socks.
Hasta!
No Long Slog in Afghanistan Please
by David Donar
This is what we people are supposedly saying to Defense Secretary Gates, “we will just not put up with a long slog in Afghanistan.”
Honky please.
You’d be hard pressed to find an Ashton Kutcher Twiter’erer?, that even knew we’d been there for 8 fucking years already. Why stop at 9 years Robert, it’s only a few billion a month right? And besides, what about the pipelines? What about rebuilding the Afghanistan infrastructure? What about bin Laden? Democracy maybe?
Long slog. Shut the hell up Secretary.
Masters of the What?
The cowards Mitchell and Jessen are searching for some new friends and some cover. Two or three of you might remember the cowards Mitchell and Jessen, as the little pricks who reverse engineered some of their Survival School techniques taught at Fairchild AFB. These skills were taught to Airman and other “students” to help them survive harsh conditions and hopefully, survive the torture that an evil empire might do to them if captured. You know, an evil empire like us.
The two cowards Mitchell and Jessen who once referred to themselves as ‘The Masters of the Mind Fuck‘, are now trying to get some favorable mention in the media. So far the Washington Post and Raw Story have bitten. The cowards two, are now being portrayed as upstanding psychologists who only tortured as necessary and were adamant with their handlers at Langley, that waterboarding was going too gosh darn far and the cowards two wanted no part of it!
If you buy that, I’ve got a Lee Greenwood cassette tape I’d
like to sell you.
I leave this post with what real CIA and FBI types think of the frauds Mitchell and Jessen. Word has it that the cowards two, couldn’t survive 15 minutes of the “rigorous” training of a Border Patrol agent. Nuff said.
How did we end up here? Oh yeah, that’s right…
You Get What You Pay For
We are not paying for peace or democracy. We are not in Depression 09′ because of bad mortgages. You did not lose your job because a Mexican took it.
You’re getting exactly what you paid for.
You get
What you pay for.
The Red Cross, Amnesty International and even the complicit Pentagon, are aware of how many children we tortured in Iraq, Afghanistan, Cuba and beyond.
We get what we paid for.
“You have the power to hold your leaders accountable.” – President Obama, Ghana, July 14, 2009
” I also have a belief that we need to look forward as opposed to looking backwards…My orientation is going to be moving forward.”-President Obama, on This Week, Jan 2009.
We can look forward as opposed to backwards, but we still get…
exactly what we paid for.
Head Scratchin Stuff to Ponder Between Palin Interviews
Cause you know she will and what the hell else have you got to do?
The Gynecological Republican Senator from Oklahoma claims, that his involvement with the sex club cult at C Street, should not be criminally probed.
Obama is deciding how to keep a “new” team of really special terrorism interrogators busy, while simultaneously saying that the CIA will not be involved…with a straight face.
We kicked ass in Iraq, Afghanistan will be wrapped up in another 10 years, so look out Iran, NK and all of South America…our stop loss program will keep the draft at bay and our armies well manned . We will spread our freedoms and democracy, whenever and wherever we God Damned well feel like it.
Have a nice day!
House Intelligence Committee to Investigate CIA Killers
Not unlike John Conyers and his unending quest for the truth!
Or whatever can be passed off as semi truthiness, before we all lose interest and go to Costco for a dog and a pop.
A visibly upset Dick Cheney had this to say…
