Whales to Start Hunting Humans
Wait till the birthers and Palin voters catch wind of this!
I hear the whales are only interested in humans of certain religions, a few Asian nations and those who make over $500,025 a year.
Here’s to hoping cows never figure out how to hunt.
*update* Sony has not yet found this video…
Chuck Norris Agrees with Lou Dobbs
Thus ends CNN’s reign of terror as a news organization. Chuck Norris has gone and agreed with Lou Dobbs, because like, President Obama should just go ahead and release his real birth certificate.
Chuck said this, “I agree with CNN’s Lou Dobbs.” Thanks Chuck.
For those of you drooling on yourselves at home, the words Chuck Norris, Lou Dobbs and agrees with…does not a news organization make. Those words say plenty. Like propaganda spewing, terrified white human little boys, who instead of taking their toys and going home, stick around to make sure they fuck everything up for the rest of apathetic America.
Or something pretty close to that.
Optimism Being Beat Down, Tased, Eaten by Pessimism and Then Charged with Disorderly Conduct
Your House of Representatives and Norm Dicks just voted Yea! for more war and defense spending. $636.3 billion more with $130 billion going to the fake wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Health care, jobs, food, clothing, homes, education and the arts, could have been funded for half the fucking planet with money left over for free porn, had our Democratically controlled Congress done what we asked of them.
Yes! Free socialized porn! Even your nut bag Sarah Palin voting, birth certificate searching neighbor would have lined up for a
slice of that pie.
Yes, but no self righteous American human wants the government holding their hand or taking their guns. One must make their own way and live their lives as Chuck Norris and Rush Limbaugh would. Lou Dobbs? No one really cares…
They do however enjoy Socialism like public schools, electricity, sewage treatment, murder, traffic lights, “healthy foods”, phones, water, roads, torture, fake wars, teevee, keeping billionaires in gold panties and corporations like Exxon and Raytheon on their paths of killing us all softly with their song.
One can muddy the waters with religion, politics and stupidity but the fact remains, we will keep funding the war and the lobby machine, while most of us sit and wait for the commercials to end.
Remember gentle reader…400-30. That was the vote for more war. Those 400 votes include Norm Dicks and his friends of the Democratic persuasion, who have now voted at least 3 times to continue the Bush/Obama wars, while telling you that they were against it.
Confused? Just think money, Boeing, GE, Exxon, Raytheon and any health insurance lobbyist you can think of. Or, just try ending the socialized medicine or single payer health care that we already have in Medicare and the VA. I dare you.
400 to 30. Wonder where Congress stands on our dwindling oil supply, the environment and bigger bombs?
We’ve Elected a Kenyan! A Zanzibarian?
The birthers and CNN’s Lou Dobbs were correct! They’ve found two birth certificates that prove we are screwn!
Birth Certificate number one. A Kenyan certified copy of registration of birth! Registration number 47,O44…How will our 47 year old, 44th President who was born in Mombasa in 1961 explain this? How will he explain the fact that Mombasa was actually Zanzibar in 1961 and that there was no Kenya in 1961? How! Why?
Certificate number two.
Run with this Lou Dobbs…run!
In unrelated and totally coincidental news, CNN and the Seattle Times are reporting that if the document pictured below had been given to President Bush in a timely manner…
It Was a Gas
Soon turned out, to be a pain in the ass…
Dice Diplomacy
I figured it out.
From Nam, to the Storm, to Iraq II to our Soviet/Afghanistan II, to the CIA’s death squads, the glorious Homeland Security, billions for billionaires and Sarah Palin…
It’s all due to Dice Diplomacy.
I’ll let you decide if that’s a good thing or not. Maybe we need more?
Ohhh!
Vodpod videos no longer available.
Predictable With a “Capitol” P
Hey, that fancy Fusion Center in Seattle must be working! All those Federal agencies, local law enforcement and the boys in the Force Protection Unit are actually communicating with each other! Very nice!
My theory was, every time I use certain keywords like Norm Dicks, CIA, Fusion Center, John Towery, sex, DHS, PMR, nude bikini girl, Palin Porn etc. etc., The Lens gets an ass load of attention from my friends in high places.
Theory confirmed!
Today the U.S. Senate Sgt at Arms came back for a look, the Homeland visits almost daily, Boeing, various military “intelligence” operations and far away places like Karachi Pakistan, Croatia and Mc Lean Virginia…So either the black sites are empty or all of you really want to see some Palin Porn?
You guys are gross. Or bored. Say hey to Norm for me!
