Thank Gonzo It’s Friday
What a fun week! No?
Healthbaggers and deathbaggers took the top spot in most news cycles. From the AP to NBC, nothing but screaming white people, enraged about the possibility of better health care at a fair price and or death panels.
Because of the scary white people, politicians like Norm Dicks will now hold “listening sessions” by RSVP only. Politicians like Brian Baird, canceled all meetings only to reinstate them later…because he was against the healthbagger surge, before he was for the healthbagger surge. Brian is very surge friendly.
But it’s all really much ado about nothing.
The Democratically controlled Congress needs this health care distraction. Questions about torture, war crimes and their complicity in them, make Congressmen like Norm Dicks very uncomfortable. So you white racist sore losers, who feel the need to protest health care, but not torture or fake wars, are actually working for the Democrats.
Idiots.
But hey, thank Gonzo it’s Friday.
America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson.
As Senator Chuck Grassley and any health bagger will tell you, better health care will kill you and your Granny…and Obama is black.
Affordability and choice sucks, because Obama is black. This just in…gun strapping health baggers take note! Obama? Yup, he’s still black and you’re not. Deal with it fucktards.
For those of you playing along at home…the kill granny bill already exists. It’s called the George W Bush, Texas Futile Care Law and it resides in…you guessed it, Texas. This law kills off those non white folks in Texas who can’t afford to pay their medical bills, or are just not white enough.
In other news that should have angry white folk protesting Marxist space rocks, NASA was not given the money needed to protect earth from rogue asteroids that will undoubtedly be…not white. Massive, dark complected rocks, might just be the end of us…Sweet Jesus the space-rock baggers were right!
I’m sensing some sort of pattern in our national “debate.” But I just can’t put my lily white finger on it.
In more color news of the coincidental, Hugo Chavez who is also not white, says golf courses should all die.
Who is going to save us from our self made extinction? Bruce Willis? Rush Limbaugh?
Um yeah. You extinction baggers might as well start making up your stooopid misspelled signs.
Torture Erection
This is the woody experienced by the psycho Psychologists Bruce Jessen and Jim Mitchell, as they traveled the globe in Jeppesen Dataplan/CIA jets implementing their made up program of interrogation. They each earned $2000 a day, implementing their plan of erection making torture, on the captured brown peoples of Afghanistan and Iraq.
The frightened old cowards Mitchell and Jessen, have hired Henry F. Schuelke III. He is charged with keeping the cowards out of prison and or the gallows.
And frightened they should be. Because the Bush Administration war criminals and the various CIA, FBI and Pentagon types, who are just as guilty as the cowards two…are placing all of the erection making torture blame on Bruce and Jim.
Hope you two pyscho’s made lots of copies and were “smart” enough to record some things…
In reality, the Saudis who flew those planes on 9-11 had nothing to do with Iraq. They had nothing to do with Afghanistan. Mitchell and Jessen were over paid, erection-less pawns, in a much bigger game.
This game continues today and the Obama Administration is now tasked with keeping it under wraps. Because if anything even remotely resembling the truth, made it’s way to places like the Today Show or Morning Joe, well…okay, nothing would happen unless a birth certificate or free porn were involved.
PGA to Take Over Torture Prosecution
Got torture trouble? Government not interested in punishing criminals unless they’re drug users, poor, brown or another shade of not white? Who ya gonna call?
The Professional Golfers Association, that’s who!
Tiger Woods knows the wrath of the PGA. Now Bush, Cheney and the CIA will too.
Justice at the hands of beer drinking dudes in shorts and Maria Verchenova?
Yesssss!
Decent Affordable Health Care is for Communists!
Socialists maybe? Marxists? Nazis? Well shit Jethro I don’t know…my teevee tells me that the Nazi black man wants me and mine dead. Miss Palin said so too. Newt? Yup…all of us, dead.
I may be slow but hey Newt? If we’re all dead, how are the insurers, big pharma’s and lobbyists gonna survive? Who will Congress have left to shit on?
Oh well. I know Newt, Sarah and my teevee would not steer me wrong. Damn liberals and that “Muslin” President will make us like China yet.
Like any Jesus hating Communists would give their 1.3 billion humans decent free health care. As if!
Oh they are? Well that’s…well, it’s not like 98,000 of us blessed Americans die every year from shitty care and medical mistakes. Cause America has the best damn health care east of
the Mason-Dixon Line!
No shit? 98,000 of us do die every year from hospital fuckups?
Uhhhh…
Obama is a “Muslin”! Terrorist! Show me his certificate of live birth, signed by Limbaugh! Freedom ain’t fucking free! 9-11! You ain’t taken my guns! WMD’s!! Poop!
And……….scene.
Thus ends my soon to be finished screenplay of, A Discussion With 58 Million Some Odd Americans and One Black Guy.
Torture News to Choke On
CIA agents and their psycho torturing psychologist contractors, are today not feeling so warm and fuzzy about this land of law and order.
Why?
Because U.S. Attorney General Holder is ready to start the CIA torture trials. Great news!
Words like, quality of evidence is poor, legal underpinnings not being tested and would ultimately be unsuccessful are already being spoken. Less exciting…but still okay news!
The criminal prosecutor rumored to be appointed for this trial of the century…Alberto Gonzales.
Sorry torture sufferers, them there’s the breaks…that’s just the way the law and order goes in these here parts!
News You Won’t See on GE’s NBC
The Today Show? Regis and Kelly perhaps? One can only hope…
The news is Sibel Edmonds who many of you have never heard of, is giving testimony on the liars in Congress, their involvement with Turkey, nukes, war, death and complicity. Good stuff!
Go to the Brad Blog for live blogging and updates.
Squirm away Congress Humans!
