Manic CIA Monday?
Manic CIA Monday will bring more revelations that will shine even more light on the agency. The light of day and or redacted truthiness on this particular agency, is never a good thing. Light tends to remind the rest of the world that America is really nothing at all as advertised.
Damn! All those years of super cool, covert spy ops and other fun filled missions of death and torture meant nothing. Stupid contractors and stupid politicians always fuck you freedom hating fighters up. FUBAR fellas…FUBAR!
You’d think a few agency types would have learned this by now.
As Manic CIA Monday fast approaches, I would be a C Street fornicating Family Member, if I were to not mention the Bangles song as it relates to the agency. Please…as if.
But I will ask this, if you’re 555 then I’m 666…whats it like to be a heretic…fellas?
Health Care Killed the Democracy Star
There is a reason the fake health care debate has been the biggest event in America since we interned Japanese humans.
There is a reason Obama’s team chose to “tackle” health care reform instead of prosecutions and tribunals. Everyone’s in on it, and none of the involved are very interested in hanging themselves.
Your mission for today is to ignore the health care scare. What will happen to it has nothing to do with what you want and everything to do with who profits the most.
Instead, fire up your Google searching machine and skip the Palin Porn searches. Lets try something new and actually
stimulating for a change.
Your Vigilant Lens search words for the weekend are…Cofer Black, Blackwater, Dick Cheney, NSA, Kamal Derwish, U.S.S. Cole, James Angleton, the CIA and the Church Committee.
Happy searching peoples and remember, the Google will be forwarding your searches!
Sedated Lefties
It’s almost September 2009. Do you know where your lefty went?
I know they’re still around, because I see their sticker plastered cars sporting the no meat, no Bush and MoveOn.org stickers to signify their activeness in some type of email campaign.
If you’re lucky, you might spot a hybrid flying the Kucinich sticker of progressiveness. This always makes my day.
So here’s to you my sedated lefty friends! Keep sending those emails and make sure to attend a health care debate, because torture, wars old and new, just can’t happen…without you!
When Hairless Apes Rule the World…
The world will suffer needlessly. For example, see the last several hundred years and Karl Rove.
In today’s news of Alopecia suffering apes who rule the world, Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno has been sentenced to 6 lashes with a rattan cane, for drinking a beer. Seems a bit harsh, but when you consider our invasion of Iraq or the second coming of Brett Favre…
I don’t know, perhaps if giraffes had won the evolutionary lottery, the world would have been a far better place.
Waiting For a Sign
Representative Michele Bachmann is waiting on word from the Lord to announce her plans for a Presidential run.
Rep. Bachmann thought the Lord had stopped by her house just the other day, with news of her potential bid for the White House. Turns out it was just a sneaky ACORN worker with an agenda, masquerading as a Census taker.
In related news, Norm Dicks belongs to the same branch of government as Michele…and I’m still waiting for that goddamned train set that Santa Claus promised me in 1973.
Radioactive Death Walls of Freedom
We should look to places like New Delhi for inspiration. They are going to build bamboo curtains around their slums for the Commonwealth Games, to hide the unpleasantness that tends to accompany slums and poverty.
Fantastic Idea! We should follow their lead and build walls around shit and or places, we don’t want to deal with.
Shit like pretend wars on drugs, better health care and brown people. Places being Seattle, Mexico and Detroit.
We could award no bid contracts worth billions to build and maintain these walls. It goes without saying, that the Corporations already making billions from fake wars, would also be awarded the wall contracts.
The walls could be built out of radioactive Hanford death glass, which would serve a wonderful dual purpose of not only killing off the shit and or places we don’t want to deal with, but it would also allow us to stop burying the death glass. Buried death glass makes no economic sense what so fucking ever.
Homeland Security catches wind of 17 kids dressed in black stopping Army Stryker shipments? Throw up the Radioactive Death Wall of Freedom around all of Thurston County and problem solved!
As an added benefit, the City of Tenino would never be
heard from again.
1983, Beer, Sand, Girls and Some Loud German Guys
I’m talking about Wintler Park in Vancouver, Washington…people!
A well worn Scorpions cassette, beer, beach parties and not a care in the damn world. Other than who would buy us the beer.
That is all.
Back at it asap.
Be Vigilant.
