Sheep Are Stupid, Yet Tasty
Sheep are frequently thought of as extremely unintelligent animals. Sheep are also extremely food-oriented. Sheep have a strong lead-follow tendency, and a leader often as not is simply the first sheep to move. Cornered sheep may charge or threaten to do so through hoof stamping and aggressive posture. Horn size is a factor in the flock hierarchy. Sheep may fall victim to poisons, infectious diseases, and physical injuries. Sheep are one of the few animals where the molecular basis of the diversity of male sexual preferences has been examined. The American breed (Ovus americanus) are particularly timid and easily led, if not outright stupid. See Homeland Security and or the latest news cycle for example.
In other news the flock will not be seeing, Norm Dicks, the CIA and their Taliban/Mujahideen when not killing Russian troops, are blowing up American troops with reliable Italian TC-6 anti-tank mines.
I blame the Iranians as well.
Ciao!
Leaked Obama Indoctrination Video
Thanks to my contacts at Justice, I’ve already got the Obama indoctrination video. As if not producing his birth certificate, or the coming death sentence of socialized medicine, the white FEMA camps and his penchant for killing his own terrorist Muslin family members…weren’t bad enough, you’d better hold on to your AR-15’s patriots. Keep your kids home from school next week, close the curtains and talk to no one.
Just a taste of whats on the tape.
Reach uppity reach gotta reach
Power to the people & the beats
Some people accuse some people of crimes
Some people get away wit’ losin’ my rhyme
They don’t like where I’m comin’ from
So dey play dumb
Dumb diggetty dumbb diggetty dumb
Your worse fears are soon to be realized…good luck patriots.
This is Your Tax Dollar at Work
These are your tax dollars being poured over some AmorGroup’s U.S. Embassy guards asses in Kabul.
These are your Tax dollars being slurped from the ass of an AmorGroup’s U.S. Embassy guard in Kabul.
This is your tax dollars and beverage of freedom, filtered through the ass of an AmorGroup supplied, U.S. Embassy guard in Kabul.
I’m just not sure how it is that we can afford freedom slurped out of asses, but not health care. Two fake wars, ass democracy and FISA, but not the environment, Bush prosecutions or a citizen bailout?
Color me neither surprised nor impressed.
I’m sure if they could, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan too, would among other things, like to say thank you America! Y’all have made our dreams come true!
We’re Winning Comrades!
Your Wednesday Homeland Security dispatch to the peoples.
Our glorious battles against a godless, weakened enemy goes well. Victory is at hand! Our Generals are at this very moment making plans, signing contracts and considering new positions within industry.
The Viet Cong are retreating, Castro’s Mojitos have been drank, Walmart, Target and Bill Gates have purchased all North Korean rights, Iraq and Norm Dicks Mujahideen are vanquished and the spreading of Democracy is close at hand…once we invade Oregon, Washington and parts of New York.
Keep looking for the birth certificate.
God Bless America.
Sure we’re that stupid.
For the best words typed on a blog post I’ve witnessed recently, head on over to Pen and Sword…right here.
Then go back to whatever it is that keeps you occupied.
Illegal Brown Humans Ruined Everything
Followed closely by the black president in the White House.
This according to my favorite shallow end of the gene poolers, who reside in Bremerton. Yes it was yet another Rep. Norm Dicks town hall meeting of distraction. Most of the shallow gene poolers and Obama cheer leading MoveOn.orgers, have yet to catch on to the health scare distraction.
I’d trade my favorite Border Patrol agent in and throw out my manteca, if just one racist patriot had hiself a little epiphany, or even a little stroke, and asked Norm Dicks about private security contractors like ArmorGroup.
Because when you say AmorGroup you’re also saying Wackenhut. And when you say Wackenhut you’re also saying GEO Group, which translates to detention centers like this one in Tacoma. This circle of connections then leads us to ICE, Border Patrol and Fresh Del Monte Produce?
That’s right patriot, you are on to something! Except illegal brown humans are not ruining anything…they’re actually part of a multi-billion dollar program of government/corporate greed and employment.
How cool is that Jethro?
For those of you into searching The Google, enter some of those funny sounding names like GEO Group, Tacoma, ICE, Fresh Del Monte Produce and Wackenhut. Guess what names in the Bush Administration will start popping up? Guess which wars, U.S. government spy agencies and other well known corporations show up in your search?
I think at least two of you know what I mean. If you catch my drift. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Dicks, Promises, Friction and an STD
Port Townsend was the scene of an invasion of sorts. Representative Norm Dicks brought his sideshow act of health care distraction to PT, where he was faced with blistering opposition to nothing.
Norm was ready for this lack of opposition, with promises, a little friction and an explosion of stupidity followed by a nasty case of Democratic Herpes.
In other words, dear offended reader, Norm was not asked about FISA, those fake wars, torture, his old friends the Mujahideen or why Dick Cheney is allowed to go on teevee…let alone walk freely
amongst us.
So in the end, “things” are as they always were. It’s all about the chase and what you can get away with prior to scoring.
Nice work Norm! You’re my 10 second pet…High five!
Alternate Universe Monday!
A 24 million year old sea star fossil was found, Dick Cheney is offended by the torture probe, Democratic Senator Dianne Feinstein agrees with the Dick, Liberty University set up a snow-less ski hill and Jenna Bush is now a NBC News Correspondent for the Today Show.
Even better!? Tomorrow is Constitution Free Tuesday! Just try and hold on to those amendments!
