Schtick Not Working at ABC News?
If you’re John Stossel, then yes, the schtick has worn thin. Thank Allah for the Fox News Network eh John?
John had this to say about his move to Fox, “In my new job, I want to dig into the words ‘liberty’ and ‘limited government.’ ABC enabled me to do some of that, but Fox offers me more airtime and a new challenge.”
Good luck with that John, I hear the Fox News Network is all about liberty, truth and limited government.
Hopefully most of us will never hear from John again.
Media, Since You’re Gone
Hello again big media! Since you’ve been gone, so much
has happened.
Media, since you’re gone, the nights are gettin’ strange. We’ve been losing two corporate wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, some well known Saudi’s with box cutters and thick files with the CIA, NSA and the FBI, started it all. We have war criminals in our midst, GE the irradiator of humans, also now brings us “the news”.
Media, since you’re gone, I took the big vacation. Evidently there is a black man in the White House who scares the cracker out of every Dixie minded, pickle eating coward within 4000 miles of Hawaii. President Obama is killing Muslims every day. He is killing our troops, he is handing out billions upon billions to billionaires.
Media, since you’re gone, I missed the peak sensation! Your GE/NBC felt it necessary to deluge us with teabaggers, birthers and pretend town hall meetings about health scare, which were really just Minute Men gatherings in disguise, that you provided the minutes for. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney’s daughter are allowed to speak as experts, on any teevee news show they desire. George W accomplished nothing worthwhile, while looking for those WMD’s and Hurricane Katrina, yellow cake, anthrax, Florida and any Rez in the Dakotas…happened. You might as well have used Matt Lauer to cover them all. Oh wait, I think you did!
Media, since you’re gone…the moonlight ain’t so great. Now media, that your “back,” y’all pretend to be shocked, outraged and ashamed of the Kracker GOP Representative from Mark Sanford’s South Carolina. I think I liked it better when you’re gone, cause I can just throw it all away…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m way the fuck behind on my Ashton Kutcher Twitter’er’er stalking and Perez Hilton updates.
The New Face of the Republican Klan
Belongs to…Representative Joe Wilson from the great state of fornication, South Carolina. Joe had a message for the President.
You can bet on a used Governor Mark Sanford condom, that Republican Joe was this close, to adding that Teabagging/Birther word of choice to the end of his outburst.
I’ll give you one guess as to what that descriptive Birther/Bagger/GOP word of choice for President Obama is…
God bless you Republicans! You make this so fucking easy.
In fact, it’s almost too easy. Like someone wants us to forget about illegal wars, torture, Wall Street, our jobs, free roaming war criminals and Blackwater.
Well isn’t that interesting?
That Familiar Stench
It’s the stench of frightened humans with little education, processed cheese intellect and a Toby Keith moral compass, purchased at Walmart for a buck 29. And as luck would have it, they still have money left over for cable teevee and phallically patriotic Fords.
Today’s fearful stench of processed cheese intellect, is brought to you by the Arlington Independent School District in you guessed it, north Texas. Parents who feared the Obama message of indoctrination, were able to send their children to school on Tuesday, because the school district did not air the Obama message of Socialistic/Communistic/Marxist/Blackest and Blacker still oligarchy.
To help sooth the frightened citizens, the Arlington Independent School District in north Texas, is going to “bus” several children to Cowboys Stadium, where they will be indoctrinated by former war criminal and President, George W Bush. He will bring a confusing message of indoctrination to the children about Jesus approved torture, evil liberals, football and fuck if I know what else.
The stench of fear, processed cheese intellect and Toby Keith’s moral compass. Sure seems familiar…
Torturing Recounts
Two things that you will not find here in Merica, now that President Obama’s Indoctrinate the Kids Campaign is over.
- Bush Administration criminals being tried for torture, war crimes and treason.
- A recount in a Presidential election.
But you will find these things in Spain and Afghanistan.
I’d blame Florida, Anita and or Kobe Bryant if I were you.
Obama Smoked Out Your Kids
Looks like Fox News, Republicans and your insane, ass grabbing uncle were right. Obama had a political agenda and he may have just ruined the lives of millions of your white children. Thank God he didn’t mention the upcoming draft. I guess we’re in a war that’s
not going so well?
Anyway, I’ve uploaded the shameful video that the west coast saw…it’s much worse than any of your wildest, blue tarp covered brains could ever imagine.
My advice to you all? It’s too late ese! Your school district knows where you live! Homeland Security will be rounding y’all up…shortly.
There you have it. Glenn Beck is a flippin idiot genius! It was all about the black man keeping the young white kids stoned.
Pass the Barack Bubonic Chronic!
Happy Labor Festivus Day
And to my friends to the north of me, happy Labour Festivus day, eh.
I’ve been busy standing behind some cameras as of late, so pointing out the obvious here on the Lens, has had to slow down a bit. Except for pointing out the obviousness of Representative Norm Dicks. You should just come clean Norm, you’ll feel much better for it and your soul will be…well, can’t help ya there Norm. Your soul is fucked.
For this Labor/Labour Festivus Day I give you…The Frank Factor. In this video from over a year ago, Frank was tearing into the Democrats and Nancy Pelosi.
Ask yourself and your corporate owned Democrat, where exactly is this change they spoke of? When was it implemented?
Has change run off with Governor Mark Sanford for a taxpayer subsidized, South American vacation and pity fuck?
I think change may have been a promised hand job and all we got instead, was Glenn Beck.
Thanks?
