Nerdy White Boy
I don’t think the word nerdy was around yet when we used to sing along to Foreigners, Dirty White Boy.
Enjoy what’s left of your Monday. I’m sure next Monday will be completely different.
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Afghan Mission Failure
This is what General Stanley McChrystal’s team “leaked” to the world. Give us more troops, or else.
It’s the or else part that should concern you, me and President Obama. McChrystal should be in prison, not running the failed occupation of Afghanistan.
I give you team Obama, a quick history lesson on Afghanistan. It’s short, brutal and it would serve you well to ramp up those CIA investigations.
Pretend war in Afghanistan not going so well?
Talk to this guy.
Still want to work with Gen. McChrystal? Ask around a little first.
Want to take the easy way out? Blame these two.
Then arrest these seven guys. Believe me, you’ll be glad you did.
So team Obama, are you still lacking the balls and intestinal fortitude to do the right thing? Just talk to Norm. He knows too much.
Their Mafia Here, Our Mafia There
According to those in the know…the Mexican Mafia is in Mississippi, due to FEMA and George W’s refusal to help during and after
Hurricane Katrina.
In related mafia news, the CIA Mafia is implementing another Brian Baird backed surge of sorts. They are sending a classified number of agents, contractors and torture ready psycho Psychologists into Afghanistan, to try and clean up the cluster fuck they created back in ’79 or so. Representative Norm Dicks has yet to deny any involvement.
Their mafia here, our mafia there…
Conservative Media Reports
When a conservative magazine aptly named, The American Conservative, is essentially the only mid to large sized news/media outlet to report on bribe taking Congress-humans, blackmail and the selling of nuclear secrets by traitors in the State Department and the Department of Defense…you’d think MSNBC or some other news pusher would be interested in passing this story along too.
Ah yeah, not so much.
I mean really, who the hell wants to dig into shit like that when Obama has yet to explain why he keeps the Koran (written in Hawaiian) with his Kenyan birth certificate used as a bookmark…all conveniently located inside his nuclear football briefcase.
Explain that.
Spokanistan Barbecue
A criminally insane killer has escaped his Eastern State Hospital handlers at the county fair in Spokane, Washington. Not sure what the big deal is, as this happens every year at the fair.
Anyway, the prisoner walked away after trying the Longhorn BBQ in the food booth area. Longhorn has never been the same since it’s old burger stand closed in Airway Heights. Obviously.
Right now, let’s go live to KREM 2 News and Nadine Woodward for the latest on the escaped insane killer…Nadine. Nadine? You there…?
Evidently we’re experiencing some technical difficult…Oh shit! That’s right. KREM 2 News and Dallas based Belo Corporation have screwed over our beloved Nadine. She’s gone the way of Sherman Alexie, Too Slim and Joe Brasch…to bigger and better opportunities. Well okay, Joe never left, but you get my drift.
If we can all take away anything constructive from this story of BBQ, the Belo Corporation, criminally insane killers and people who know Randy Shaw…I’d say it’s, try looking at the carni guy working the Zipper ride. He’s probably your escapee.
The Obama War Update
As at least 27 of you are more than aware, Obama’s wars are not going so well. The rest of America is busy fighting over whatever those in charge, pull out of their asses for us to fight over next.
Yesterday it was race, today it’s Czars. Maybe tomorrow it will rotate back to we are a nation that invades, occupies and tortures other nations for profit and Jesus.
Not a subject Obama or the guilty two party system, wants you and your nifty little hybrids to get all upset over.
Some liberal humans like to say we’ve learned nothing about our politicians who killed millions in Vietnam. While that is true, we have also learned nothing from the more recent fake wars we’ve led. The consequences of America’s actions have delivered us directly to today’s wars for profit and Jesus.
Reagan’s CIA run wars in Central America were a bloodbath you’ve never heard of. The pretend war on drugs, Mexicans and other brown-skinned Spanish speakers…not going so well either. My Desert Storm “war,” had nothing to do with anything that CNN and General Stormin Norman Schwarzkopf led you to believe. Representative Norm Dicks war against Russia via the Mujahideen, brings us to today in Afghanistan, where there are no al-Qaeda fighters. Just Representative Norm Dick’s Taliban and us.
So when watching the debate over health scare, skin color, death panels, Czars and C Street Brothel sex…keep in mind there is a method to the madness.
Keep in mind, Obama is killing his terror creating Muslim family members every day.
That just doesn’t add up now does it.
Hoosier Power
Forget it all for tonight. The racism, right wing, left wing, got no wing, don’t need a wing, wars on everything and our fear of everything else.
There is a Hoosier who tends to make a lot a folks feel better. He helps you remember the happier times, no matter where your memories hail from.
Maybe all we need is some Mellencamp.
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