Two Important Facts Obtained From the Glenn Beck Festival of Festivness
- Flag sales in Skagit County tripled in the last four days.
- Skagit Valley Herald reporters ask funny questions. Reporter to me, big guy with cameras, “why are you here?”
Glenn Beck’s Message in Mt. Vernon
Sure I was there…I’ll put a photo or two up later.
Rest assured, that there was no message of hope, love and support for anyone’s daughter on this, the day after Glenn Beck Day.
One would hope…that Americans could get this excited about illegal wars, the Patriot Act and torture. But alas, supporting and or protesting the giving of a fake key, to a fake entertainer…is the best we can do.
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The Cameron Rapture
Former child star Kirk Cameron has a few things to say to you liberal minded, non-believers. But it’s too stupid to link to.
So instead, I give you the Romanian shooting star…enjoy!
Boobs Are Scary and May Harm Your Children
A new ad for breast cancer awareness is causing some concern and or outrage, here in puritanical America. As millions of you know, breasts are bouncy and evil. They can fell nations, men of God and politicians. Public displays of babies nourishing themselves on a breast, has led to citations, arrests and Similac commercials.
In other news of the puritanical that shrinks the manhood of Representative Henry Waxman…Sibel Edmonds. What she has to say is almost as bad as bouncy breasts or admitting that we torture. Sibel Edmonds had been silenced by The Bush DOJ and former AG Ashcroft, by invoking the states secret privilege against her. Sibel is accusing the powerful of treason and nuclear espionage.
Democrats and Republicans, the DOJ, the FBI, the State Department and the Pentagon, many names you’ve heard of and worst of all, the foreign policy lobby of Israel and Turkey.
If you read the above sentence one more time, you’ll know why you know nothing about these accusations. You’ll know why no one has investigated her claims and proved her right, or proved her wrong.
If you watch the scary boobs video one more time, you’ll also know why we invade countries for profit and plunder, then torture them to death for information that we already have.
Who’s Going to Fix It?
Pearl Jam.
They might even shed a little light on it too…
*Update* Pearl Jam will not fix it, they’ll just sell out to Target. How much money do you need Eddie? Jeff, Matt? Mike?
Cracker Over a Barrel
Well, well, well. It looks like Troy Dale West, the coward from Georgia who enjoys fishin, working on cars, Bulldogs football and beating women in front of their kids…has been indicted on charges of aggravated assault, false imprisonment, first degree cruelty to children, two counts of battery and two counts of disorderly conduct.
Prison food sure is gonna suck, Troy.
Sarah Palin’s Excellent Chinese Trip
And what a trip it was! Sarah spoke to a group of humans in Hong Kong, who have loads of your money to play with.
Sarah said some things like Obama, evil, black man and where’s my check? Is my money in the bank yet?
For more of her ground breaking speech on stuff, watch the just released highlights from Honk Kong.
Thanks Wasilla!
