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Spokanistan Barbecue

September 18, 2009

A criminally insane killer has escaped his Eastern State Hospital handlers at the county fair in Spokane, Washington.  Not sure what the big deal is, as this happens every year at the fair.

Anyway, the prisoner walked away after trying the Longhorn BBQ in the food booth area.  Longhorn has never been the same since it’s old burger stand closed in Airway Heights.  Obviously.

Right now, let’s go live to KREM 2 News and Nadine Woodward for the latest on the escaped insane killer…Nadine.  Nadine? You there…?

Evidently we’re experiencing some technical difficult…Oh shit!  That’s right.  KREM 2 News and Dallas based Belo Corporation have screwed over our beloved Nadine.  She’s gone the way of Sherman Alexie, Too Slim and Joe Brasch…to bigger and better opportunities.  Well okay, Joe never left, but you get my drift.

If we can all take away anything constructive from this story of BBQ, the Belo Corporation, criminally insane killers and people who know Randy Shaw…I’d say it’s, try looking at the carni guy working the Zipper ride.  He’s probably your escapee.
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  1. September 18, 2009 18:11

    Halloween could be pretty spooky if he is still on the loose in 6 weeks.

    It has been a big week for criminal justice in Washington State: http://tinyurl.com/mrvukd

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      September 18, 2009 20:28

      A ‘Jason’ reference did cross my mind…but I refrained.

      So the McNeil Island article said either they got it from a visitor, the mail or an employee. Seems they’ve got themselves some “issues” with their whole treatment program for pedophiles down there…

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