Wrong Holiday, Wrong Message, Perfect Senator
Hi Homeland, my name is Dino Rossi. I’m attempting to replace Senator Patty Murray. I am a used condo salesman and two-time failed goobernatorial candidate for the great state of Washington. In my mind, the 4th of July is really about Memorial Day…Memorial Day and troop support via our freedom wars against Saudi Arabia, Germany and the Philippines.
Remember Homelandians, when I’m Senator, I’ll make sure every holiday appears to be about whatever the fuck it is I say it is. Freedom is ours!
Representative Norm Dicks, also from the great state of Washington had this to say about Dino and his wrong holiday spewage for freedom…
- “I have incredible confidence in this surge,” Dicks said as the U.S. sends an additional 30,000 troops to Afghanistan this year.
- “Obama made a 10-strike with Petraeus,” Dicks said. “We have to give Petraeus his shot. He has about a year to show progress.”
- “The basic reason we are there is this is where al-Qaida planned 9/11,” he said, adding that if the U.S. withdrew, “they would move right back in and plan new attacks on the U.S.”
There you have it! Dino is no worse and certainly no better, than any retarded, wrong nation invading/building Democrat.
Pay no attention to the fat man behind the K Street curtain and remember, if the Homeland withdrew, the Military Industrial Complex would never have been born.
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The Russians are Coming?
Far out!! If all orgasmic Russians look like her, I say what the hell is the problem?
Now pass me an m-80 so I can blow off my kids fingers in celebration of our independence from whom, where or what…many of us could not say.
The Homeland, BP and your local, corporate funded and staffed fusion centers of the glorious Homeland…are counting on many of you blowing your fingers off whilst pledging your allegiance.
Manifest Destiny is ours!
On this day, watch your fingers and thank your lucky stars if your neighbor does not burn your house down with a bottle rocket of freedom…because Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9-11.
Now read some Howard Zinn…and may God bless the orgasmic Russians.
And nationalism is given a special virulence when it is said to be blessed by Providence. Today we have a president, invading two countries in four years, who announced on the campaign trail in 2004 that God speaks through him.
We need to refute the idea that our nation is different from, morally superior to, the other imperial powers of world history.
We need to assert our allegiance to the human race, and not to any one nation.
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Crazy is a Two-Way Street
Yesterday I spoke with crazy. While crazy appears nuts on the surface…it’s under the surface where insanity runs the show.
Crazy told me that Obama was a Muslin who hailed from Kenya. I told crazy that Obama was not a fabric or a Kenyan, but that Obama was just a whole lot better at being Reagan, than Reagan ever was. I then invited crazy to check out Jo-Ann Fabrics if he doubted me.
Crazy then told me that Obama was a Marxist who wanted to enslave all the white people, via immigrating brown people. I told crazy that the FBI had been tracking the bad brown people who attacked us on 9-11…they knew their names, their plans and then we invaded Kuwait with Starbucks, because they outed the CIA’s Saddam back in 1991.
Crazy looked concerned.
Crazy then told me that I was just a bleeding heart liberal, who probably watched PBS, hated freedom and Sara Palin’s morals. I told crazy…that PBS was like NBC on lithium and that freedom was indeed not free, because…freedom actually resided on a 1980’s floppy disk that still sits in a desk drawer, at an abandoned K-Mart store in North Dakota.
Crazy appeared puzzled and reiterated that I hated Palin’s morals. I told crazy that I liked Sarah’s tits just fine.
Crazy said that well, Obama was still black and that I should pray that Pelosi didn’t get her way. I told crazy that Obama was indeed black and that perhaps crazy should pray that Pelosi stopped getting her way…because Pelosi would keep funding Obama’s wars and ignoring our war criminals, when Hillary Clinton stopped being ironic.
Crazy was silent. Crazy looked me in the eye, turned and went back to work at Fisher Communications.
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Obama’s Sermon on the Mount
No Mount Left to Sermon Upon
Appalachian Lament
another mountain
ground to dust by men
from a city upon a hill
Haiku by Karma Tenzing Wangchuk
Back in the day, John Winthrop was concerned about how others viewed his actions. John was also concerned about dealing falsely with his God. He knew that the world would be watching the colonists and their…city upon a hill.
President Obama and the EPA of the Homeland, found a way around the city on a hill conundrum. They found that by removing the mountains and the handful of humans who might talk, the conundrum becomes quite profitable.
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Resistance Requires Brain Stems
Not THAT brain stem Ted!
Resistance to the evil empire, requires an open-minded, fearless citizenry with functioning brain stems.
Okay, well…I guess we’re screwed.
If the kabillion-trillions for the corporate wars on Islam, Mexicans and green plants that grow in the ground don’t sink the Homeland…the other stuff will.
If Ted Haggard was into raping Sharron Angle, God’s plan would be shitty…but true.
If what Bush and Obama told you about the 12 remaining al Qaeda in AfPakistan were true, the VA would not infect veterans with HIV and hepatitis.
If the Bush and Obama bailouts were about helping you, then Timothy Geithner would be a dishwasher at Denny’s and the VA would treat our veterans better.
If the fourth estate was in fact real and not so darn elite, you would not have to read about world events filtered through a CIA publication of freedom.
Keep a Vigilant eye open for a brain stem…if you see one, do not approach it, as it may be armed with a witty retort and or a conscience. Just report it to your local office of Homeland Security and it will be dealt with appropriately.
Refuse. Resist.
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A Cure for What? Why?
Some asshole doctor thinks she has found a way to rid the world of lesbians. I say “Dr.” Maria New, is out of her fucking mind.
If Dr. New, knew what I know, she’d know that I knew that she didn’t know how to say no…waaayyy back in her college days, when Maria was a lesbian pledge at Alpha Sapphic Theta Bi.
Now you know what Maria New didn’t know too.
You know, I can’t be sure, but I think, Maria may also be working with the CIA on its super secret program of torturing brown-humans, in AfPakistan, Mexico and Detroit. It’s called…The Super Secret Program of Torturing Brown-Humans in AfPakistan, Mexico and Detroit.
Let’s see if I got this right. Stupid is too expensive to cure, we won’t cure Congress, the Pentagon or Wall Street and there is no cure for Homeland Security. But Dr. Maria New knows she can cure lesbians?
Yes sir. That’s pretty much it.
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My cameras and I are being used…
So it’s re-post an old post day!
Have a fine Air Force Day.
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