It’s a Beautiful Day in the Homelandhood
Josh Rushing asks the question: Does Anyone in the US Still Care?
To answer Josh, yes the peoples care. They just don’t care about torture, the wars for Boeing or the mangled troops, unless the carnage is located in their neighborhood. For example, if the Tuttles were to “build” a motorcycle with the flag and a vomiting eagle on it…the peoples would care…whole bunches…for a minute or three.
Mr. Rogers tried to teach us that good things can occur in our neighborhoods…but life is funny. While Mr. Rogers was a tad bit milk toasty, he certainly had no idea, that the children he was preaching to would ignore his lessons and grow up to be criminally stupid.
Mr. Rogers is rolling in his grave, not because he failed, but because of the mentally deficient…fluoridated water drinkers who seek to run our government. Joe Miller and his white flour band of closeted security guards comes to mind.
It is a beautiful day in the Homelandhood. The Democrats have shown themselves for the 1950’s Republicans that they are, while the Republicans have shown themselves for the 1950’s Klan members that they are.
Somewhere amongst the wreckage of Mr. Rogers naivete….lies the truth about the truth.
Maybe the truth lies in the next batch of WikiLeaks files, soon to be ignored by a local NBC News affiliate close to you. The truth could be found within the eternal wars, fought for Boeing and Blackwater…but looking there requires the effort of an unconsciousness 5-year-old and we’re just not able to rise to that level.
Fortunately for us, there will be many truths to choose from. Choosing the least offensive truth, or the truth with the best beer and girls afflicted with moral compasses of a hot Teabanger Cheerleader…is where the real challenge lies.
Words of the Sabbath
It’s time for words by Black Sabbath on the Sabbath, as sung by Soundgarden, because the words and links…remain relevant. That and my empathy for us runs lazy.
Happy Sabbath, now go forth and shop.
How can you buy or sell the sky
Or the warmth of the land it’s strange to us
We don’t own the freshness of the air
Or the sparkle of the water
How can you buy them from us
The white man doesn’t understand our ways
For he’s a stranger who comes in the night
And takes from the land just what he needs
He treats his brothers like his enemies
When it’s completed he moves on
He leaves his father’s grave and his birthright
His birthright is forgotten
The air is precious to the red man
For all things share the same breath
The white man won’t notice the air he breathes
Like a man dying for many days
The whites must treat the beasts of his land
As his brothers not his enemies
Tell me what is man without the beasts
I’ll bet he will die of loneliness
One thing we know that the white man will
We know our god is the same god
You may think you wish to own him
Own him as you wish to own our land
But he is the body of man
And the earth is precious to him
Continue to contaminate your bed
And you will suffocate in your waste
Marxist Obama Socialism Leads to Democracy
Palin's Teats is are Symbiotic to Becks Teats
The elections are upon us which can only mean, that change will once again rain down from the heavens and cover us in a cleansing vernix of freedom.
The cleansing vernix of freedom, is sort of like the promise of Norm Dicks going back to DC for his 73rd time.
Dino Rossi losing to a woman, always reminds us that the vernix of freedom is the product of fornicating hairless apes, who are themselves the product of the previous fornicating hairless apes, who just want things to go back to the way they used to be.
Either way you slice it, the Marxist policies of the Socialist Obama, will lead us down a path of Democracy, which of course ends at the back door of freedom…which then opens as the front door of Ted Nugent.
I guess it just goes to show that McCarthyism works and affordable health-care does not.
Blame the Apathetic Couch-Bound Dweller
And some of you folks think I make all this shit up…
Blame the apathetic couch-bound dweller for your foreclosure, your job loss-age and the trillions upon trillions of dollars of debt…due to the very real wars for Boeing and the enemies within…which are you and I.
The apathetic couch bound dweller, numbers in the 100’s of millions. The racist idiots who inhabit the Teabanger Party and Congress, number in the 100’s. Keeping you, the sensible yet unmoved human on the couch? As easy as 125 teevee channels and your closest Fusion Center of Patriot Act paranoia.
It’s swell that the slow-witted are angry, but I think as a whole, the Homeland would be better served if we just sent every Constitution toting Teabanger, to Vietghanistan and let ’em work through their retarded issues over there.
Speaking of retarded issues, Gen. Hugh Shelton, the former couch-bound dweller in charge of the Joint Chiefs, says in his new book…that Rumsfeld was a lying sack of shit war criminal and Saddam had as much ability to attack the Homeland…as a Teabanger has of banging Christine O’ Donnell. Thanks General!!
Speaking of Christine’s barren innards…Christy went and spoke out loud again. This time she called her opponent a Marxist and likened gay humans in the military to adultery. That’s kind of like me calling Obama the better Bush and General McChrystal an ass pirate.
Some day we’ll all look back on these times and laugh. In the mean time, Wal-Mart will soon be burying Whole Foods at its own game…and I can’t wait to see Seattle’s Stranger reading, Hipster Douches…on the People of Walmart site!!
Now sit back on your couch and wait for my predictions to occur. And hey!, while you’re there, why not enjoy Christine O’ Donnell’s after the debate-house party video!?
A Second WWF Earth
I knew there was something more to Avatar than just Kevin Costner and us humans sucking the planet Pandora dry! I totally missed that part in Avatar where wrestling and Senator Linda McMahon save our slow-witted asses, by telling us to move to a second Earth.
Well played Mr. Cameron, well-played.
In unrelated news, some smart guy in Utah, has found that all of us Earth murdering idiots are related. Palin is related to Obama and Obama is related to Limbaugh…via a common ancestor, who was a “large land owner” in Virginia, back in the 17th century.
I’ll give you Palin fans 113 guesses as to how the Obama/Limbaugh ancestor was able to become…a Obama/Limbaugh ancestor…and 48 more guesses as to whom the Obama/Limbaugh ancestor was using to work on his land…in Virginia…in the 17th century.
To make matters even more confusing for the Obama relatives from Wasilla, Jesse Ventura in “rare WWF” form of old…called Sarah a quitter, Linda McMahon a whore and Todd Palin a stupid little bitch.
Wow! I’m shocked, speechless and am in need of a beer…or 12.
Righteous is as Righteous Does to You
Gore Vidal says that America, “is the crookedest place on earth.” I say General Motors proves Gore’s point. As do Alaska’s Joe Miller, Bank of America’s fake foreclosure experts and President Obama’s illegal Bush wars against gay humans and the droned children of VietAfPakistaYemen.
The truth about the truth of the Homeland, lies sandwiched between Senator David Vitter’s diaper and the EV1, General Motors first electric car. Just ask Chevron/Cobasys about Erik Prince’s fetish.
Turns out there is a grave deep enough…we’ve dug it ourselves…without union representation, health insurance, or retirement and to make matters worse…we had to pay an illegal Mexican drug warlord to actually dig our grave for us…cause we’re kinda fucking lazy too.
Banksy and Mr. Fish do Fait Accompli
Big media wants you to know that the Simpsons ‘couch gag’ from last night…was done by Banksy.
Yahoo “News!” used words to describe the Banksy/Simpsons piece like: dark, dark vision, horrifying, shackled, emaciated unicorn and Rupert Murdoch.
Absolutely, mind numbingly frightening-no?
One might think that Yahoo “News!” was just a news aggregator with no real ability to pass along the news…that Mr. Fish and Banksy have already been telling you…and there is not a fucking thing you can do about it.
That is…if us free peoples of the planet were capable of comprehending the news of Banksy and Fish…then we’d already be too late.
Translated into Homelandian speak, this means that Obama is a Marxist Terrorist from Kenya…and as many of you have already surmised…the gays will not stop until they’ve impregnated the will of Jesus with their gay agenda…and stuff…
by Mr. Fish
