“Sir McCartney and that Yank are going over the prearranged-encapsulated time. Should we cut off their sound? Or just arrest someone at Barclays?”
In a perfect world, those would have been rhetorical questions.
Pulling the plug on a Ringo Starr and Weird Al Yankovic concert? This I could get behind. Not breaking down the front door of Barclays like so many pot smokers of the Homeland?
In a less paranoid world, those could have been rhetorical statements. As it is, they’re just true.
As we’re living in the most mind-numbingly patriotic times ever – since about…oh I don’t know, maybe the last time we were living in the most mind-numbingly patriotic times ever…it’s probably best to just let Senator Reid speak for us all.
“If they have to wear nothing but a singlet that says USA on it, painted by hand, that is what they should wear.” – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
In a world filled with fewer Patriot Acted humans, Senator Reid might have been more concerned about Libor and its connection to Geithner…than Team USA’s Chinese made underwear.
In a semi-conscious world, Senator Reid might have been more upset about the rights of anonymous trolls who leave comments near Idaho…than Team USA’s Chinese made underwear.
In a somewhat deeper gene-pool infused world, Senator Reid might have even been more outraged by all the “dirty” Olympian sexy time going on at every Olympics…since long before the Chinese ever started making Team USA’s underwear.
Things sure haven’t been this extremely patriotic while mind-numbing…since, well, since the last time.
**The Lens is going through a bit of an upgrade. It’s a work in progress…the photos will look much better, as I can now upload larger file sizes. There might be some “relevant advertising” popping up here and there, because I’ve longed to see what might pass as relevant advertising for what goes on round here. The grammar? It’ll suck as per usual.**
Fear of a Non-Compliant Planet
From Spain’s Ana Fabra to the Homeland’s Jerry Sandusky
Toss in the world’s criminal Banksters
And they all resemble Lou Dobbs
Fear of a non-compliant planet drives the above humans nuts. Unfortunately, most of us are too compliant to actually strike fear into the bottom line of the nuts.
Stand next to the perfectly safe – San Onofre nuclear plant of unthinking compliance for more. For less – ponder how never-ending war can increase profits for Lockheed, Boeing and the GEO Group…while you’re aching teeth have to eat more Monsanto food – with less.
Fear of a non-compliant planet…and Public Enemy
Might be all the power that we have left.
With Extreme Lack of Hindsight
Of the six hundred and thirteen approved commandments that reside on the list of glorious Homeland approved commandments, thinking ahead…comes in at a not so glorious six hundred and fourteen.
If you live outside of Grant County, Washington, you might have noticed that the math upon which our list of glorious Homeland approved commandments are based…could be just a tad bit off.
If you’re the Grant County Sheriff’s Office, you’re too busy raffling off a gun – for the two deputies wounded in Spokane County – by an idiot with what some are calling – a gun…to pay attention to any goddamn hindsighted, socialisty liberal-like math.
Communicating commandments was so much easier with Moses…as he wasn’t really all that great with the socialisty math either.
Seattle Black Sock Anarchy and a Few Flyers
Kicking in the doors of Seattle anarchy
Searching for clothing, pamphlets and flyers…
We do it for the banker
We do it to forget about Spokane’s Mitchell and Jessen.
Pamphlets, black socks and few flyers
Items that could lead to a broken window
Items that might lead to an al Qaeda laundromat
You just never know.
The NSA knows
But since it’s illegal for them to know what they know
It’s best to worry about some pamphlets
A few flyers
And some stinky-ass black socks.
Waking the Dead to Death
The late morning sun was the alarm on this just past Sunday
There would be baseball to watch
and Wimbledon not to.
waking without alarm, helps us forget why we have weekends off.
Nuclear weapons are not spoken of here.
Dental and health scare for all?
Nuclear socialism is not spoken of here.
waking without alarm, helps us forget why we used to have weekends off.
Snooki’s Kardashian does not concern herself with the latest jobs report. The latest jobs report will not concern itself with the LIBOR crimes of the century. The LIBOR crime of the century will not concern itself with the Downing Street Memos, because Wolf Blitzer won’t tell you what you don’t want to hear.
waking without any alarm, helps us forget why – Army Anthrax Attacks.
Delivered Without a Squeal
All Dicks no squeal
Earth-loving Congresshumans of the Democratic persuasion
Are poised to do nothing about anything.
Earth-hating Congresshumans of the Teabanging persuasion
Are poised to do everything about nothing.
Allah-hating farmers of the conservative nanny state
Are poised to be bailed out by Monsanto, because cancer isn’t free.
This leaves the moonshiners to toil in illegal obscurity
Not unlike the three guys in al Qaeda.
And so it goes
Delivered without so much as a squeal.
Shorter Sentences Could Lead to Anarchy
Anarchy!
Good journalism can be like a short sentence. Both could lead to anarchy…but only one of them has a sales and marketing team.
See how much you know about Saudi Arabia for more.
See how much you know about where you live for less.
CNN is not Fox – Fox is more like CNN.
See CNN’s drone death numbers for more
See Jimmy Carter for more or less.
We need clean coal to make energy for China, because trillions of the Homeland’s flat surfaces can’t be trusted…to hold a socialist-powered panel for the sun.
See Judith Miller for information on Iraq
See Chris Hedges for information on fighting back.
In the great Inland Pacific Northwest, Obama’s drones are now written about openly. It’s when you then have to explain why you wrote about them…that drives the sales and marketing departments nuts.
If the depth of our historical knowledge could be sold, then my Teabangin’ cousins would buy and drink – just as many six packs of empire – as my Forward and Hope-filled while drunken…liberal war-supporting friends.
See the hero Chief Joseph for more
See Chuck Norris for far, farfar, faarrrr less.
If “they” were planning on taking away your guns…then “they” wouldn’t have invented the iPhone.
See shorter sentences and the anarchy for more
See we the Patriot Acted children of Monsanto’s corn…for less.
The Vigilant Lens 