Delivered Without a Squeal

All Dicks no squeal

Earth-loving Congresshumans of the Democratic persuasion
Are poised to do nothing about anything.

Earth-hating Congresshumans of the Teabanging persuasion
Are poised to do everything about nothing.

Allah-hating farmers of the conservative nanny state
Are poised to be bailed out by Monsanto, because cancer isn’t free.

This leaves the moonshiners to toil in illegal obscurity
Not unlike the three guys in al Qaeda.

And so it goes
Delivered without so much as a squeal.