Ghost Exit
it would be nice if ghosts would consider making grand exits from old buildings
only through back doors…
with porch lights…
when i’m there.
Blowing in the Wind
i don’t blow you, dandelion
in the biblical sense
i blow you, dandelion
in the windy sense
i don’t blow you, dandelion
to end famine, war and pestilence
i blow you, dandelion
to spread your profitable seed in many loving and mysterious ways
maybe i don’t blow you, dandelion
in the windy sense
A Restaurant Review
“Give any dishwasher a camera, you give him a chance to succeed. But succeed after you do the damn dishes” Mae West should have said that…but she didn’t.
In high school, I learned that many of my teachers couldn’t hold a candle to the heroin spoon that many of my friends and I called life. We weren’t all heroin chic before Portland made it cool…but some of our teachers would buy us beer. So in turn, we tried to stay awake for the free lunch.
School being exactly all that we made of it, I found myself washing dishes at an iconic Vancouver, Washington restaurant, so that I might afford the Lucky Lager beer that I was purchasing…via the teacher who was supposed to be our drug councilor at school.
I hear that irony isn’t always so easily interpreted?
Fate be damned!, because eventually, we all find a way to learn things. The three years of nights I spent washing dishes at Paul’s, I too was ‘able to is are were learned some stuff also’.
I learned that the veal was breaded and frozen…as was the chicken fried steak
I just learned that I made more money washing dishes in 1983, than taking pictures in 2012
I learned about relationships from a few waitresses and barmaids that upon reflection
I should be more concerned about
But I’m not.
I learned that most of we low wage earners were just struggling to get by
I learned that a free meal should never be passed up
I learned that some people can be amazingly insane
While some people can be amazingly human.
I learned that no one ever notices the sameness between some identically breaded and frozen meat
I learned that people drank an incredible amount of milk
I learned that alcohol was a way of life
Yet some people–are capable of being amazingly human.
Some kids grow up and some adults grow stagnant
Irony has a way of catching up with some drug councilors
Learning nothing from everything is easy
Learning something from nothing
Is nothing to sneeze at.
Smeared Perspective
I cleaned the inside of my windshield today.
It had been awhile since I’d viewed the world with such clarity.
Tomorrow I’m smearing a cream cheese bagel on the inside of my windshield.
Screw clarity.
The Inverted Sad Circle of One-Winged Flight
the dreams of a one-winged songbird incapable of flight
have got to be about singing while soaring in something other than
inverted sad circles of predestined lopsidedness
what if just once and not twice
the one-winged songbird who was incapable of flight
were given the chance to die after achieving something other than
predestined sad circles of lopsidedness
surely it would choose death via flight
at the sometimes moving blade of a clean-power generating windmill
to that of being buried with plutonium-234
for somewhere in the neighborhood of
24,000 years or more
oh the inverted sad circle of one-winged flight
the outcome of which always seems so obvious
just shortly after the fact
So Much Time and So Little To See
If the never-ending liberal wars were so good for me, you, her, and him
There wouldn’t be any need for all of the conservative ones
“Wait a minute! Strike that, reverse it.” – Willy Wonka
Different Think
i won’t
i can’t
don’t want to
can’t make me
makes me queasy
people will point
people will laugh
people will
don’t want to
i can’t
i won’t
The Vigilant Lens 