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100 Years of Reaganomics

February 2, 2011

After what seems like 100 years of failed Reagan hero-worship economics…all we have to show for it are the endless wars against common sense and the working class.  They call it thank you in China.

The wars on drugs, skin color and free thinkers will never end.  Because this is the way the Koch Brothers want it.

Throw in our forgotten wars on the rest of the world and we not only get another day older…but we also get somewhere around 14 trillion dollars in debt.  The company store does indeed own most of our souls.  

Ronald Reagan is looked upon by some, as the best actor to ever have slept his way free of Hollywood.  Others, think Ronald was a God-like figure who saved the world from Jimmy Carter, while bringing peace and prosperity to the rest of us.

The truth of course, is always stranger than what falls out of Glenn Beck’s ass.

For those of us who grew up on the strike lines, government cheese and  powdered milk…we know what Reagan was all about.  For the brown-skinned humans of Central America and here in the pre-Homeland…they know even more so what Reagan was all about.

Today we can blame Reagan for pretty much the entire downfall of mankind.  Ronald was no clown, he was just the masthead in the final chapter, of the corporate takeover that would become the Homeland.  If Jimmy Carter had been president for four more years…Karl Rove would be a sex slave for the Saudi Royal family.

Oh wait…yeah that’s right.  Never mind.

Thanks to the Reagan years, Rove lived up to everything we think he is today.  The Bush legacy is retarded but strong, Clinton is nothing but a footnote in the profit margins of Wall Street and Obama is the war fighting, Nobel Peace Prize winner that George W. could never pronounce.

My Homeland is only a product of what we’ve allowed it to be.  Our Congress is so full of pandering whores for the wealthy, I almost wish I could afford to ride one.

Our environment is killing us, but not before we kill it first.

Big Oil is almost as big as the Pentagon’s contractors.

Homeland Security wants to wall and drone you in, because there’s no money to be made in just getting along with people.

We’re no Egypt and we’re certainly no Sweden, but since they work for us, maybe we should be a bit more like some of our employees and a little less like the Army of Walmart.

Policing the world only works if your shit don’t stink.  I defy you to unplug your nose, turn off the Glee and take a deep breath.  That isn’t freedom your smelling, it’s the stench of Reagan’s rotting corpse…nourishing the corporatocracy.

If you’ve read this far and still wonder what happened to Debra Wilde?
Go here.

If you’re still angry at Jimmy Carter, calm down and praise be…because Terry Bradshaw has made up with Ben Roethlisberger!

Well that was fun.  Tainting Reagan AND using Tennessee Ernie Ford for my own Libertarian/Socialisty/Marxisty tomfoolery in one post?  It’s even more fun than a drunken binge with Sarah Palin, at Peabody’s in Coeur d’Alene!!

The good news is, 100 years of Reaganomics is only about 11 years
to a dog.


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2 Comments
  1. Jay permalink
    February 8, 2011 22:12

    Loved it! Keep writing. Its smelling all too clear.

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    • February 8, 2011 22:54

      So far no one else has used my rotting Reagan corpse line…

      Thanks Jay.

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