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Revolution! Donuts!

January 29, 2011

The peoples are in the streets demanding change.  Demanding democracy.  Demanding representation, not corporate servitude.

Egypt today…Kansas tomorrow!

I just about got through that with a straight face.  We don’t revolt, we eat ourselves to death, cheer the flag and watch as much porn as we can, until the wife catches you.  You go to church on Sunday, pray for forgiveness and the death of all Muslim babies…then wait for the Tea Party to cut veterans benefits.

The Teabangers are able to read their morale compasses at least as well as the Obamabangers.  Both are currently lost in the woods of complicity and neither will make it out before Monsanto kills the rest of us to death.


Both the Teabaggers and the Obamabaggers are nuts.  They might as well take their unemployment lying down and eat a donut.  Or maybe even a doughnut?, and watch another season of exciting Mariners baseball!

When Bush was torturing, invading and occupying his way across the planet, the soon to be Obamabangers were livid.  Livid and so fit to be tied, they marched in several protest parades of no real change…then voted for change and took their Obama torture wars and went home.

When Bush was torturing, invading and occupying his way across the planet…he was also really busy ruining the economy for the next 3 or 4 generations…assuming they survive Monsanto.  There were no Tea Party protests.  There was no party of tea, until a black man became the better Bush.

Step away from the donuts and no one gets hurt!  Unless you live in Spokane, Seattle or anywhere else in the peace lovin’ Homeland.

Bush was one of the worst things to have ever occurred in the Homeland.  Obama is the better Bush.  I’m not sure why everyone is so confused?

Revolutions in Egypt, or here in the ever Napolitanoed Homeland of paranoia…do not make oil any cheaper.

A happy, gainfully employed populace with access to a decent, affordable education, health care, retirement with free porn and beer…well, let’s just say it’s too bad me and mines aren’t ruling
the world.

Revolution!  Donuts!  Or Doughnuts?!  Beer! and no Marijuana.

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  1. Tenzing permalink
    January 29, 2011 11:51

    “Egypt today…Kansas tomorrow!”

    what a great bumpersticker.

    you’ve outdone yrself with this post, lens. it just ‘killed me to death.’


    i think.


    • January 29, 2011 12:00

      Caffeine helps some days…but I’m looking into VLens t-shirts and bumper stickers with various thoughts and quotes that leap from my, okay well, I’m not sure where they come from.

      I shall be the new FOX/NBC of the mislabeled! Or something.

      Thanks man.


  2. January 29, 2011 13:39

    Thanks for the post. I’m a proud mama of the boy in the middle!
    He’s writing songs of revolution and gives me hope – if Monsanto and donuts don’t get us first!


    • January 29, 2011 14:27

      Hey Mom! Well not my mom…but good on ya two, I know I’m a bit rough on my marching Obama friends, but well you know, I’m a super critical driver of a vehicle that burns oil too…so as soon as horses can fly, I’m all over it.

      Thanks peaceworker, hope to see a little bit O Egypt in the streets closer to home some day.


  3. Peso Dolar permalink
    February 19, 2011 08:52

    I’m actually joyful about everything that manifested in Egypt. Ultimately, the tyranny of Hosni Mubarak has come to an ending. And the whole thing took place because of the bravery of the egyptians. I hope that the example will extend through all the Middle East. Independence now! Peace.


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