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The Tampon Police

November 16, 2010


God's Plan?

The TSA is Janet Napolitano’s way of paying it forward.  The groundbreaking for George W Bush’s library, is God’s way of reminding us that George W. Bush did not keep us safe on 9/11.

Bush also failed to protect us from the Army Anthrax attacks and the never-ending wars against the lower classes.  Let us also not forget how Bush failed to protect us from Monsanto, Wall Street and Mexicans.

Bush did do a fabulous job of protecting us from books, the English language and Canadians…so there’s that.

It seems as of late, the Bush has been shoved in our faces and we’ve been forced to either turn a blind eye, or worse yet, jump in with both feet and see what all the hubbub is about.  For others, there’s always the opportunity to learn about abstinence, marriage and contraception from Bristol Palin and The Situation!

If I were to say that the Tampon Police are looking to yank that string of freedom and see if anything explodes…you should in fact not be surprised.  Why so many of us are surprised to hear that Bank of America is stealing your homes and giving them to illegal Mexicans, who were waiting in line to steal your healthcare, jobs and your false sense of an ethnic identity…who the hell knows?  But I am fairly certain it has something to do with Obama’s birth certificate or Celine Dion.

So when you outraged patriots, progressive’s and conservadems, find your wife being probed, squeezed and diddled for freedom by a TSA agent…keep in mind that every TSA agent is at least as good at pulling the tampon string of freedom…as any Border Patrol agent is at speaking Farsi.

God bless you Tampon Police!

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  1. flight_safety permalink
    November 16, 2010 20:07

    Here’s an idea:


    • November 17, 2010 08:05

      Nude flying would only work, for about as long as it took the moral police to outfit us with a special TSA Hijab, to be used by the flying elite.

      “The TSA Hijab, because we’re sick of seeing your fat asses.”

      Ironic…but not that far from the truth!


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