Whales are not Fish

Evil Doer prior to Waterboarding

We fight the whales under there so we don’t have to fight them in Nebraska.

The Whales have been waging a fairly deadly war of attrition against Japan for some time now.  Now the whales are coming for us because they hate our freedoms, but they also enjoy the taste of the discharge that flows from our waste water treatment facilities.

If Freud were a whale, he’d be a sperm whale…mainly because Orca’ are Neo-Freudian and have you ever seen a sperm whale imprisoned at Seaworld?

These are indeed…very confusing times.

To add to all this confusion, the war on the Taliban does not go well.  The Taliban who are not al Qaeda–are now just making fun of us and Petraeus the Faint.  Iran, North Korea and Mexico, mock us on a daily basis.  Toss in Iceland and the food chain poisoning whales…and you’ve got nothing but chaos!

President Obama, the Pentagon and Halliburton are doing all that can be expected of them.  The British Petroleum leak of volcanic proportions in the Gulf?  Think General McChrystal, whales and war.  McChrystal was fucking brilliant…and rumor control has it, a brilliant fucker as well.

Peace will not be won in a solar powered city.  Peace must be fought for by the unemployed, the uninsured and the indentured until Jesus returns and or we beat the whales.

The battle will be long and deadly for some.  For others, not so much!

Life in the Homeland will soon get tougher.  The Taliban are laughing, the whales are meeting in Tehran and if you thought that calamari sucked before, just give the McChrystal/BP Gulf of Illegal Mexico plan some time to work. 

Get a hobby, watch out for whales and keep in mind…we owe
you nothing.