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Kabul Kabuki

June 24, 2010

Today’s Afghan Freedom Fighters, were yesterday’s CIA, Reagan and Rep. Norm Dicks funded…Afghan Freedom Fighters.  Some of the faces have changed, but the money has stayed the same.  Former General Stanley McChrystal knows of what I speak.

Bud Light Lime drinking generals are a dime a dozen…to prove this point, Obama has inserted another Bud Light Lime drinking general, to replace the previous one.   Some refer to him as Petraeus, ‘the Master of the failed Iraq Surge’.  Some Admirals call him an ass-kissing little chickenshit.

In my best, plain southern Indiana English, I can only offer this…’Hey what’s that over there?  A squirrel? Which translated means…it’s the wars, sheeple.

The wars on you, drugs, brown people, education, the environment and common sense, have cost us so much.  But it makes Boeing and Blackwater so much more!!

For a good long read on the wars and you…go here.  John Grant has called it, ‘It’s the war, stupid.’

For a shorter, punctuation rule free version, written in the classical southern Indiana style…try my ‘It’s the wars, stupids,’ written last Spring.  When translated, you will either come to the conclusion that it’s all Kabuki, or at the very least, Stanley McChrystal has gone over the wall.

Stand in my way
And I’ll run you straight through
There’s no one to stop me now
For I’m on the loose
And I’m ready to start
Torture and hell on this town

OVER THE WALL !!!!!!!!

If you see Stanley headed in your general direction…offer him a couple of Bud Light Limes. Then tell some fart jokes and you’re well on your way to becoming a Colonel.



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