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Beyond the Wheel of Survivability

April 30, 2010

On next seasons survivor, watch as the smart hairless apes of the planet devour whats left of it.  If their insatiable hunger for natural resources don’t do them in…the endless wars and pesticide laden blueberries will…

Survivor Earth!  Proudly sponsored by Monsanto, British Petroleum, Sprint and Costco.  “Survive or Don’t!  We really don’t care either way.”

210,000 gallons of oil a day gushing into the once semi-clean Gulf of Mexico.  Maybe if we burn the oil slick, the shrimp will come pre-cooked and breaded?  The once strong pretend economy was built on the backs and deaths of people like you.  When Yahoo News!! is telling you to eat organic fruits and veggies?  You know shit is FUBAR, fucked up beyond all repair.   When the Pentagon says we need still more troops in Vietghanistan…you know you should have been reading and listening to me sooner.

Be sure to call your Congresshuman about the scary HealthScare bill they passed and be sure to drive your car further, more often.

Happy Friday Homelandian’s!

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  1. Tenzing permalink
    May 1, 2010 09:32

    haiku for oblahblah and the oil kings–

    the BP oil slick
    stains the White House walls,
    the full moon of April


    • lens1 permalink*
      May 2, 2010 08:33

      results may vary
      cheney energy task force
      the Gulf’s glistening sheen

      (my first attempt. it was painful)

      Thanks Tenzing


  2. fan permalink
    May 6, 2010 09:53

    I won’t even attempt a haiku… but seems like a collaboration is in order…


    • lens1 permalink*
      May 6, 2010 22:07

      Thanks, but Tenzing is the master…I’m a rolling stone.

      Now a Haiku photo essay collab?
      That would be fab!


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