Extraordinarily Doocy’d

As I hear it, this is the new term given to those poor humans unfortunate enough to be kidnapped, then shipped off to a black site for a spot of tea and a back rub.  Patriots like shriveled Dick Cheney used to call this, ‘Enhanced Interrogation.’  I’m glad the CIA is able to laugh at themselves.  It’s very cathartic.

“Poor chap, I hear he got Doocy’d”

Speaking of being Doocy’d, fresh off his win of the coveted Palin Condom of Stupidy…the Virgin edition, The Doocy and his teleprompter of freedom, are now telling us that John Mellencamp is an evil doing member of the left wing conspiracy, out to expose Fox News and the Doocy, for the non-stop infomercial passed off as news that they are.

That’s kind of like calling Sarah Palin and all of her children, retarded.   Or John McCain, coherent.

Remember Homelandian’s, when Fox Infotainment or other fake news outlets like ABC’s “This Week” with Dick Cheney, tell you that John Mellencamp is left of Stalin and right of Bloomington…that would be your clue, that John Mellencamp would be far better for Indiana and the Homeland, than Big Pharma’s Bayh, being Doocy’d by the CIA or Fox Infotainment…ever dreamed of being.

You can take that to the bank, if your bank still exists.