Pilgrims ate the Dinosaurs

How do we know this?  Because Texas says so…and because the Flinstones prove it.

Stunning news, yes?

Since we now know the Pilgrims walked with, devoured and put an end to the existence of the dinosaurs, can we just go-ahead and nuke the world?  That way, not only can we take credit for starting the Rapture, we can also claim that the Rapture was made with good ol American know how, union free labor, minimum wage, zero benefits and who needs vacation time and retirement…it’s the fucking Rapture!

Thanks Texas.  Y’all sure are cute.