Archive for July, 2010

Admiral Mullen’s Bloodied Freudian Hands

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, economy, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 30, 2010 by lens1

...and Starbucks and Target will go right here

Little Bobby Gates and Admiral Mullen are two peas in a pod.  One pea is two Viagra pills away from a death boner, while the other pea, is one boner away from the first pea.

You figure it out.

Robert Gates says that WikiLeaks ought not of said that about our wars.  Admiral Mullen says that the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, may already have the blood of an American soldier, or better yet, an Afghan family on his hands.

Admiral Mullen said that perhaps Julian Assange should watch his back.   The Admiral then told a story…

“One day, my daddy came out to the shed and got me. He said, “Here, take this and throw it away“, and he handed me a towel with something or another in it. Well I started for that barrel and I opened up the towel ’cause there was a noise. Something a-moving around in there. The towel was all bloody-like all around it there. It was a lil’ ol’ baby not no bigger than a squirrel.”

Well all right then…Admiral?

Any other words of wisdom for Julian or the Homeland?  Admiral?  What’cha you doin’ with that lawn mower blade Mike?

“I aim to kill ya with it.”

Fresh from WikiLeaks, we get the last 55 years worth of Homeland style foreign policy and empire building…all wrapped up in a convenient 2 minute top-secret video.

Mr. Assange, run far and run fast.

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Time for Change

Posted in activism, apathy, change, economy, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 30, 2010 by lens1

Mom killed the kids

Time Magazine makes the statement: “we’re killing kids and innocents over there, so we don’t have to pay attention to shit, over here.”

Actually, Time magazine asks without asking, what about the plight of the Afghan women?  If we were to say, leave Afghanistan?  Because you know, the Taliban who are not al Qaeda, are religious fanatics who do bad things…kind of like Homeland Security.

I ask, why the hell don’t we invade and occupy ourselves?  We have weapons of mass destruction.  We have religious fanatics who do horrible things to children, women and brains.  Search the media outlets of the Homeland for murder-suicide…domestic violence, murder, sex crimes, Bank of America or Norm Dicks.

The mom pictured above, stabbed her two babies to death and then shot herself.  Time Magazine nor the Taliban, had any comment.  John Allen Rubio of the great insane state of Texas…beheaded his three step-kids.  President Bush, Obama, the Taliban, the Tea Party nor Time Magazine, have called for invading Arizona.

Or have they?

Michigan is the latest recipient of a million gallon oil leak of freedom, via a Canadian oil company.  Will Time call for an invasion/occupation/American Embassying of Moose Droppings, Ontario?

Almost 5 million women of the Homeland, experience intimate partner-related physical assaults or rape, every year.  Hello?  Time?

45 thousand or so of us die every year because we don’t have access to decent, affordable, Socialist healthscare.  Monsanto grows good stuff that will kill you.  City’s put fluoride in your water because toothpaste and dentists are really expensive.  High Fructose Corn Syrup makes someone money, while making you fatter than fat.  There are almost a million humans with top-secret clearances, spying on you, while you kill yourself and your loved ones.

Time magazine is worried about the Taliban, who are not al Qaeda, but Time Magazine is not worried about the CIA/Air Force drone killing and maiming of Afghan women and children.  Time Magazine is worried about what Robert Gates thinks and not about Army suicide rates, Army rape rates or Army Anthrax attacks.

Time magazine has not put a nice photo of a gravely wounded or dead US soldier on its cover.  Time has not put a picture of hundreds of millions of your tax dollars, being handed to the Taliban by your CIA, the DIA or Norm Dicks.

So lets recap.  We attacked, invaded and occupied Afghanistan, because the CIA and the FBI ignored the Saudi pilots who were training in Florida and California, a year or so before 9/11.  We later invaded Iraq… because Saddam didn’t have the Bangor Nuclear Weapons storage area or Army Anthrax.  Which of course is why we’re still protecting the Afghan women from the Taliban, with CIA drones.

Makes sense to me.

Thanks Time Magazine, for all you do to us.

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You’re Getting Sllleeeeeepy

Posted in activism, apathy, change, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2010 by lens1

Very slleeeeepy…and bam!  You’re a former middle class American with a job, you really miss Felicity, ER, Hootie and the Blowfish and you truly believe that Rachel was into gay, whiny men named Ross.

While we’re at it, the oil in the Gulf of Illegal Mexico is GONE!  Vanished!  Vanished and or devoured by magical oil-eating microbes that can eat 5 million times their weight in black gold!

Also…the reasons your FBI can’t catch ‘alleged Saudi pilots in training‘ like Colton Harris-Moore, let alone war criminals Karl Rove and John Yoo, are many.  FBI agents who’ve been cheating on their surveillance tests, are definitely not one of the reasons for not catching ‘alleged Saudi pilots in training‘.

And furthermore…sleepy ones, the wars will end when the children and the grandchildren of Bush, Cheney and the Obama’s, are threatened with being sent to Vietghanistan, Iran or Pakistan.

When I clap my hands, you will awaken from your slumber, vote for Norm Dicks and then go back to sleep.

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Osama bin Congress

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, journalism, media, News, Northwest Politics, politics, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2010 by lens1

Dicks' Wars

Norm Dicks’ wars have no end to them.  Norm Dicks and your House of Representatives, care more about funding Halliburton, Boeing and Raytheon, than Clint Didier’s socialist powered wheat farm.

Norm Dicks has been funding the Taliban since the Russians called them the Mujahideen.  The Russians lost, we Homelandian’s will lose, but Blackwater will win.

When Norm Dicks or Robert Gibbs say we’re fighting the Taliban over there, so we don’t have to pay for your kids education over here…that’s exactly what they mean.

If Sen. Lindsey Graham ever says…WikiLeaks should be prosecuted for telling us idiots that Lindsey and Norm Dicks are war criminal supporting, Boeing paid whores of the Corporatocracy…you might then, just maybe, want to question why the Taliban are being paid by your K Street owned Congress.

Oh look!  Lindsey boy did go and say that.

Remember citizens, those are your Teabanger tax dollars, being used for something other than socialist health care, roads, schools or Clint Didier’s subscription to Sarah Palin’s thoughts.

It’s like we’re all fucking mind readers, because our minds love being bent over and fucked by Lindsey and Norm.  Repeatedly.   Of course if your mind or mine, belonged to Boeing or Intellicheck Mobilisa…then our minds would get made love to, not fucked.  There is a difference Norm.

Clean coal kills your dad, the air and the planet.  BP the Pentagon and your CIA kill whats left, because Norm Dicks pays the Taliban.

It really is, just that simple.

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It takes a Wiki-Ellsberg not a Village

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 26, 2010 by lens1

Daniel Ellsberg a Vigilant Lens photo

This just in!!  The Pentagon, Robert Gates, President Obama and the State Department are filthy, war criminal liars!  Like Kaing Guek Eav!  Because Henry Kissinger had nothing to do with Cambodia.

MovingOn.org…

It takes a WikiLeaks or a Daniel Ellsberg, not a village, to “blow” the lid off of the bucket of shit that the Homeland has been spoon-feeding us.  Again, all this time…still.

Screw your village Hillary.  The children of the Homeland and the various nations where you hunt children, are not impressed.

We knew it was coming.  WikiLeaks has released over 90,000 documents called the Afghanistan War Logs.  The leaked documents show us that Leavenworth should be filled with the Bush and Obama administration criminals.  From the oval office down to the lowest 190k per year mercenary…Leavenworth is probably to good.

For those of you who’ve been able to ignore the distractions of the wars on Marijuana, produce picking/lawn mowing humans and the seat belt scofflaws who are probably Muslim…most of the WikiLeaks leak contains information you already knew.  It’s like a retarded vindication.

Vindication! that your Homeland is indeed more corrupt, retarded and evil than the Soviet Union or the Borg ever cared to be.

There’s proof of torture, murder, rape, lies and of course all those deaths of American troops…for Obama’s having looked forward.

Pakistan and Iran do not like green eggs and ham, nor do they enjoy being invaded by the CIA.

Blame the Democrats, blame the Republicans, blame Norm Dicks.  They knew what I knew before I knew it and now all of you know it too.

The real story here will be, how long will the pretend outrage last?  There’s bound to be something on the teevee that will allow us to ignore all of this uncomfy leak of change.

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Never Say Never, Alberto

Posted in activism, apathy, artist, change, journalism, media, music, News, politics, The Homeland, torture with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 24, 2010 by lens1

Tiny Alberto Gonzales is mad.  He’s fit to be tied, angry and shorter than Ted Nugent’s crotch of freedom.

I say fuck you tiny Alberto.  Go stand on a street corner in Arizona and see where your anger gets ya!

Hanging out with your Pashto speaking ICE agents and or Sheriff Arpaio’s boys…has got to be more ‘enhanced fun’ than getting interrogated at Guantanamo, Bagram or Camp Nama.

I think Alberto and Nugent’s crotch of freedom agrees!

In other news that Alberto Gonzales helped make, Fallujah is now one fantastic, Democracy riddled place to be.  As they like to say in Fallujah, don’t get caught taking candy from an American, don’t drink the water, play in the sand or breath the air…and for the love of Israel, do not try to pronounce leukemia, lymphoma or Depleted Uranium.

You know, Alberto…I might like you better if we slept together.  But then you’d be a gay war criminal.  Regular war criminals are heroes.  Gay war criminals?  Yeah, not so much.

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Farsi, Arabic or Pashto Perhaps?

Posted in activism, apathy, change, congress, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2010 by lens1

How many Border Patrol agents of the glorious Homeland speak Farsi, Arabic or Pashto?

Who will pick your Iceberg lettuce for your Big Macs when China invades?

When did the Homeland become infected with millions of hairless apes, who can’t tell the difference between the corn in Palin’s shit, from the money for schools and jobs in war funding bills?  I suggest reading the comments in that link…and pray that the Chinese have a nicer moral compass than we.

How do you Gulf Coast residents like your grits?  With Corexit or without?  If you answered by Googling for ‘Sarah Palin tits naked,’ I submit that you are part of the overwhelming stupid, that has overtaken the glorious Homeland of sleepy people’s.

How does a nation that values peace, diversity, education, mom and pop stores and regular Joe’s who’ve worked hard and made millions…  ignore torture, illegal Democrat wars and the Real U.S. Government?

The answer?  Sarah Palin’s ‘tits naked’ searches and the inability to distinguish the corn in her shit from the money for schools and jobs in the Democrat’s war funding bills.

Who’s more frightening?  A brown skinned-human working for Fresh Del Monte, or a blogger with a conscience?

Which scares you more?  An evil doing brown-skinned child in Vietghanistan who is quickly tiring of our form of offered Democracy, or a brown-skinned woman from Georgia who used to work for the USDA?

What confuses you more?  My writings, or CIA/Army mosquitos filled with Dengue Fever death?  How about Hanford or the curious Anthrax attacks?

Hey, guess what!  There were no WMD’s in Iraq.

Word to your momma’s…Obama is the better Bush, white guys with guns are paranoid High Fructose Corn Syrup feeders, who are not serving in Iraq or Vietghanistan and like it or not, Sarah Palin’s “tits,” are saggy and filled with self loathing particles of ancient white trash insanity.

Spanish-speaking Border Patrol drones, lying K-Street owned politicians, trillions for multiple war fronts, auto makers and Wall Street…does indeed a Homeland make.

Farsi, Arabic or Pashto anyone?

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Acquiesce your Abdication of the Capitulator

Posted in activism, apathy, artist, change, journalism, media, News, Northwest Politics, politics, Puritanicalville, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 22, 2010 by lens1

Give in to it.  Hop on board, get in line and toe it.

Give it away.  Sell it.  Buy it!

Go hungry, tooth hurts…kids can’t read.

Asbestos is cheap, mining it creates jobs, patriotism, cancer, death, Libby and New Delhi.

Iraq is ours, we paid for it and private armies fought for our right to earn from it.  It was illegal in Britain, but just good
for business here.

Tooth hurts…kids can’t read.

Some drugs are good, some drugs are bad, some drugs require the wars, while some drugs only require Rite Aid, Walgreens and your DEA.  All drugs are making someone rich.  Is it you?  Or me?

Tooth hurts…kids can’t read.

British Petroleum is killing the Gulf because of you, me and Tim Eyman’s initiative labeled…I-1053!

Tooth hurts…kids can’t read

Trillions go to protect us from me, because trillions more go to the Obama wars on kids, jobs, books and trees.

Acquiesce!  Tooth hurts.

Abdicate!  Go hungry.

Capitulate!  Kids can’t read.

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It Does Take a Rocket Scientist

Posted in activism, apathy, artist, change, environment, journalism, media, News, peace, politics, Puritanicalville, The Homeland with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 21, 2010 by lens1

Another day, another trillion dollars deeper in debt, because Frappuccino’s are good.

Another day, another fake controversy, another victim of color.  The USDA is ACORN in Islam-Atheist clothing!!

Another day, another war on you.

Another day and there are no wars against racism.  There are no wars against stupid.  There are no war criminals in prison, because war criminals only exist elsewhere.

The wars on education, brown-skinned humans, the environment, food, plants we can smoke and common sense…go very well.

The sun splashes all around us, flat surfaces cover every building we breath in…yet there are “only 3” solar panels in the entire Homeland.

Fear splashes all around us and Palin porn is readily available on the Google.

Fear makes corporations billions, Frappuccino’s are good and your neighbor might kill you in your sleep.

Happy Wensday fearful ones…and as per usual, when I say Wensday, I usually mean Wednesday.

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