Like a bad case of herpes, Bush and his war criminal friends just won’t go away. Ever.
And like herpes, these gathered war criminals are indeed, the gift that keeps on giving.
The words Jeb Bush, were used in a sentence at the gathering of war criminals. Jeb is the heir apparent to the Bush family viral infection of patriotism, and is rumored to be jockeying for position.
Judging from past Bush administrations, I think it’s safe to assume that Jeb is not interested in the missionary position.
Thanks for the infection, gathered war criminals of the Bush-Cheney Alumni Association!!
I guess in some places, humans who are being bled dry by their government, actually take to the streets and shut everything down? That’s so Greek to me.
Here in the Homeland, we argue about affordable health care because…you can’t afford trillions on never-ending wars, by pretending to be all prissy, helpful and American-like. Empire building is expensive, time-consuming work!
Besides, Socialist like stuff is evil because we hate electricity, water, libraries and the VA.
How do we know this? Because Ken Porn Starr told us so, in some of the best porn ever written.
Then the House Republicans impeached Bill and his penis.
Now you know why the Bush brush clearer, did not fear impeachment. The lies that led to the murders of a million brown-skinned humans in Iraq, Afpakistan and beyond…do not rise to the level of a Clinton erection. God-fearing Republicans sure are kinky!
Which brings us to today. Ken Porn Starr is now the head man at the really religious Baylor University in Waco. Now as most of you know, only two things used to come from Waco, queers and steers. These days? Pick a direction, piss and you’ll hit stupid.
Kenny is just the latest addition to the chapter of bizarreness that is Waco, Texas.
In Waco, you will find Dr. Pepper has an awesome shrine to itself, the ghost of David Koresh and those dead children, lives on in the form of the Waco Tea Party and the other crazy cult leader, who had a different compound in nearby Crawford.
Lets recap. Clinton-big erection, mess on dress. Bush-no erection, wishes he had made a mess on a dress. Baylor University-Ken Porn Starr sans erection. Waco Tea Party Patriots-has an erection for Obama.
But Vigilant Lens, what is the lesson learned? Glad you asked patriots! It is…Stain an intern’s dress with your lying Presidential Seed, face impeachment. Stain America with your lies, wars, deaths and gifts to the billionaires, face retirement and speaking engagements with a Palin.
As Waco goes, so goes the Homeland. Ken Porn Starr fucking insane.
Yes, Toyota. In an unsurprising turn of events, Toyota appears to have lied about their death inducing car troubles, covered it up and made more money in the process.
Sound familiar?
Blackwater has killed more innocent people than Toyota.
Halliburton has killed more U.S. troops trying to take a shower, than Toyota.
Tens of thousands of you Americans die each year for lack of Socialist healthscare. Norm Dicks’ Boeing, CIA interrogators/death squads/drug buyers/patriots, GE, High Fructose Corn Syrup and McDonald’s, do not kill anyone, intentionally?
American humans holding guns, cause tens of thousands of deaths via suicide, murder and a lack of common sense, each year. Please keep in mind, guns do not kill anyone, Toyota does.
Toyota is facing unprecedented attention from Congress, who when not looking into baseball players and their evil lies about steroids…have nothing else to do with the time on their hands.
Yeah, but Representative Waxman has got our backs. Just don’t ask him about torture. Or fake wars for profit.
Toyota, the new distraction. Because looking into anything else, gets people killed and Congress-Humans cut off from their corporate cash machines.
K Street and their Congressional employees are not pleased.
They are not pleased because for one, John McCain made this inbred clan, the face of the Republican Party. And Two…more Americans of the moderate to conservative side of the pretend playing field, are
cluing in.
What exactly the FNG’s are cluing into…remains to be seen.
Evidently, someone spilled the beans to the conservatives at this years CPAC meeting.
Bush…8 years of fucking us, Obama…1 year? That don’t add up? War? It’s really, really, really expensive? Who knew? Torture is only torture when an Army General says so…oh? Wow. We’re making more enemies/evil doers by, what’s that you say?…killing their babies and friends who shop? The health care healthscare, is just another giveaway to our former corporatist heroes? Made up wars? Expensive for us, but it makes billions for others? Never ending? Really? But, but…what about Saddam? What about Iran? I hear they’re behind 9/11? Obama is blaaaaaccckkkk!!!
Welcome to the big scary world, conservatives. Ron Paul has gotten to your gray matter, no?
Tell you what, drop the insane racist Teabaggers, Palin, any Fox News teleprompter reader…and maybe we’ll talk.
A united America, is not something the K street Congress or your paranoid Homeland can operate with.
Sleep on it, get back to us. After the revolution, you can go back to watching ‘Walker, Texas Ranger!’ on VHS and diddling your niece.
Cheney’s little pearls of wisdom, make as much sense as the confused CPAC participants and their straw poll vote for a Presidential Ron Paul.
The dickster has been spewing lies about the size of his penis, the size of his daughter’s penis, coupled with a shout out to Ann Coulter’s unit as well.
Interestingly enough, Colin Powell and General Petraeus say Dick’s words fail to measure up. Thats military speak for Dick’s words don’t mean dick.
Had 5 time deferment Dick gone ahead and served his country during Vietnam, he would have known what the Generals two, think of his Ted Nugent like, shit stained man panties.
Dick Cheney’s pearls of wisdom, are really just this side of a deranged Republican Pearl Necklace…hanging off the throat of a weary America.
My apologies for that horribly horrific mental picture.
The progressives, retards, racists and rapturees are getting restless.
Everyone wants change, as long as change doesn’t actually change anything. Torture is not torture, Bush was a genius and Obama is running the Homeland into the ground, by using and expanding, the very same Bush era doctrine of ingeniousness.
We are a nation of lane changers, driving down the crumbling highways of the Homeland to nowhere, with our left or right turn signals stuck in the on position…signifying that we might be changing lanes. Or we might not be.
The Teabaggers are screaming for fiscal responsibility, now that the 8 years of fake Bush wars for Jesus, have drained the Homeland’s bank accounts and their Walmart beer funds of fake, bloated patriotism.
The Democrats sat by for those 8 years and took it up their fake, liberal asses. The Democrats did not meet a Rapture Ready, Bush war/Patriot Act/economy ending proposal, that they would not, not vote for.
How do we get off this crumbling Homeland highway to nowhere? Is there an exit with a Cinnabon or a Starbucks nearby? How do we appease the heavily armed rapturees, the racist teabaggers and the bored to complicity of the Democratic persuasion?
Hell if I know.
Maybe ask the soul searching kabillionaire Bill Gates, who just wants to do good things and be our friend, to finance freelance photographers and independent media/journalists? We could cover events that are not going to be covered well, truthfully or at all…like this one.
Sleep on it Bill and get back to us.
Everyone wants change, yet no one is willing to change a Goddamn thing. Especially if by change, you mean a black man in their White House.
