Ahhh!
Goddamnit stop it!
Alright, alright…take a Tootsie Roll lady
Now get the hell off my porch!
Archive for October, 2009
Merry Halloween
Posted in activism, change, hope, journalism, media, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland with tags boo, GOP, Halloween, Levi Johnston, palin candy, republicans, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin Porn, trick or treat on October 31, 2009 by lens1Examining Breasts Leads to Probing Dicks
Posted in activism, change, congress, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland, torture, Washington State with tags Boobs, books, Breast Cancer, Breasts, democrats, Dick Cheney, dicks, House ethics committee, jesus, K Street Congress, Les Blumenthal, Norm Dicks, PMA Group, puritanical Arabia, Representative Dicks, satan's nectar, scrutinized dicks, torture, war on October 31, 2009 by lens1
Only here in puritanical Merica or puritanical Saudi Arabia, will you find a steady stream of outraged humans, outraged over the bearing of outrageous breasts, during a breast cancer awareness segment on the teevee news.
Outrageous!
Coincidentally, only here in Merica will you find more self identifying Republicans, outrageously outraged, over yet another claim of Representative Norm Dicks being probed for money laundering. Or, Dicks scrutinized and probed by ethics, if you’re Les Blumenthal of the Tacoma News Tribune.
Look retards, breasts are not evil fun bags filled with Satan’s nectar. Nor is Representative Norm Dicks the only member of the K Street Congress, known to pass out industry hand jobs to those who will pay for them. Dicks is a semi-firm member of the old boys club, to which hand jobs for lobbyists are business as usual.
Democrats are the new Republicans, Republicans are the foot soldiers in the war on everything. And breasts.
In other words dear retards, when you see millions of peace-loving Democrats take to the streets, demanding an end to the Pretend Wars on Company Terrorists and screaming for the arrests of our torture endorsing, war criminal politicians…then you’ll have something to bitch about.
Until then? Go burn a book.
Sub Pop Moustache
Posted in artist, media, music, News, olympia, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State with tags aberdeen, Bleach, cobain, cow eaters, Jack Endino, Mr Moustache, music history, nirvana, olympia, seattle, Sub Pop Records on October 28, 2009 by lens1A vague reference to rednecks and record labels? Kinda sorta.
November 3rd, like next week, for the 20th anniversary of Nirvana’s first album…Sub Pop Records will re-issue Bleach, just to remind me that 20 years have blown by. Thanks.
Try and get your copy right here.
In the meantime, yes I eat cow…I am not proud.
Now enjoy some live Mr Moustache from ’89.
Palin Went Rogue, Ricker Went KUFO
Posted in News, Events, seattle, The Homeland, artist, music, media, change with tags portland, Clyde Drexler, Pantera, oregon, Rogue Ales, Ricker, KUFO, radio, Ricker KUFO, Seafood Mama, Portland Wrestling, Cort and Fatboy, Alpha Broadcasting, KGON, oregon media central, Ditch, Kidd Chris, KUFO 101 on October 27, 2009 by lens1The Portland, Oregon great big radio controversy of 2009 will soon be nothing more than a distant memory. A fart in the hot tub of life.
Most of us survived the demise of Pacific Northwest Wrestling, Seafood Mama and Waddles…so to shall the Pearl survive without
Cort and Fatboy.
KGON survived Dick Sheets and his velvety smooth bong hits, while the Rush LP skipped…so to shall KUFO survive Ricker and his words to the wise, Leonard and high noon.
Shit happens for a reason. Sarah Palin went Rogue, not McMenamins. Clyde Drexler went to Houston, Kiki Vandeweghe screwed Calvin Natt, Wayne Cooper and my main man Fat Lever!
According to KUFO’s stupid web site countdown to change, there are only about 9 hours left to said change. Then, afternoons with Ricker.
Hold on to your sassy Oregon Chai Teas PDX Town and as always, hold your mouth for the war and please reduce, reuse and recycle…
Surge Accomplished
Posted in activism, change, congress, hope, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland with tags "brian baird", Baghdad, Baghdad twin bombings, Baird/Bush surge, bush, Colin Powell, democrats, fourth estate, Glenn Beck, Iraq, neocon, Obama, Representative Baird, Stanley McChrystal, suicide bombings, surge, the surge, troops, war, war crimes on October 26, 2009 by lens1
Two years later…this is your Representative Brian “bush” Baird surge of accomplishment.
The Representative Brian “bush” Baird surge of accomplishment, accomplished at least 841 dead Iraqi humans this year alone…due to your Baird/Bush surge of suicide bombings.
In 2008, suicide bombers killed more than a thousand Iraqi men, woman and children, in your Bush/Brian Baird surge of accomplishment.
The above numbers of dead surged humans, do not take into account how many U.S. troops were killed during Brian Baird’s/Bush surge of success. The numbers also do not reflect the number of dead private Baird/Bush surged contractors. Nor do the numbers reflect the deaths of thousands of other surged humans caught up in our successful Brian ‘bush” Baird surge of successfulness.
Go ask Glenn Beck for those numbers.
This surge of overwhelming success was a gimmick. The entire occupation of Iraq was a neocon gimmick endorsed by your complicit, Congressional Democrats.
Do not look for a happy ending in Iraq…any time soon.
Think I’m all fucking wet? Go tell it to Wall Street,
Bank of America and Afghanistan.
Surge accomplished.
Buffy, Luke and Brad…Homeland Narcs
Posted in activism, change, congress, economy, journalism, media, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Bank of America, Economic Bill of Rights, FBI, FDR, Homeland Security, iwatch, K Street Congress, LAPD, Michael Moore, narcs, Obama, Patriot Act, terror alert, Terrorist Cheney, threat level buffy, Wall Street on October 25, 2009 by lens1I smell the return of Bush-era, pulpless orange terrorist threat levels. Threat level Buffy?
Too many of the limousine liberals must have watched the latest Michael Moore offering. Bad things tend to happen when too many of you start asking questions…
Necessitous men are not free men.
Words to sleep on, patriots.
Lots of Hair and Screaming Trees
Posted in artist, music, seattle, The Homeland, Uncategorized with tags 1992, Conner brothers, Ellensburg, grunge, hair, hard rock, Mark Lanegan, Martin, music, Pickeral, Screaming Trees, seattle on October 25, 2009 by lens1No I’m not having an acid flashback, though I would probably welcome one. It’s actually just your Sunday flannel shirt/Seattle grunge via Ellensburg…music flashback.
The time, 1992. Place, David Letterman Show. The Screaming Trees and their hair visit Dave, who still had some hair of his own.
Ricker Has Left the Building
Posted in artist, change, Events, media, music, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State with tags DJ, Fatboy, jagermeister, KISW, KUFO, music, portland, radio, Rick Emerson, Ricker, seattle, Seattle radio, Sin City, Willamette Week on October 23, 2009 by lens1
A few of us uppity, pretend black bloc types, do enjoy the rock music. Up here in the sticks, that means you bring your own and or
listen to KISW.
So today was the last day at KISW for the Jagermeister gangster known as Ricker. Love him or hate him, Ricker brought it, and
brought it well.
As I have been drinking and “shooting” my way through the NW for many beer drinking seasons now, I’ve spent some serious hangover time in Portland. So you hear things.
Rumor control has it, (and I am all about rumor control) that Ricker is heading just down the slow I-5 highway of tailgating death, to Portland Oregon and KUFO.
Since KUFO just fired several of their on air talent…seems this rumor may just have some legs. We’ll see.
Anyway, good luck to you Ricker…don’t let those other pretend black blocer’s and the pissed off KUFO listeners get you down. Most of em moved up from Cali and the east coast, like six months ago…cause Portland is full of jobs, awesome stinky weed and the cops
all wear shorts.
Glennbeckistan
Posted in activism, Events, journalism, media, News, Northwest Politics, politics, The Homeland, Washington State with tags ass crack, assload, fake journalist, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck Day, Glennbeckistan, Ken Bergsma, Mayor Bud Norris, Mount Vernon, patriot, poleese, Skagit on October 23, 2009 by lens1Glennbeckistan, better known as Mount Vernon Washington, the small town next to the river, best known for being built next to the river that floods it every year.
That was until Glenn Beck Day, last September 26th. Glenn received his key to the city which forced the poleese to incur an ass-load of overtime.
This ass-load of poleese overtime cost $17,748.85.
Seriously.
One guy was arrested…that would be this guy.
I’m sure Glenn will pay the 18 grand when he catches wind of this ass-load of costly overtime.
Because Glenn is an ass-load kind of guy.
Sorry, make that an ass crack smoker kind of guy.
Glennbeckistan! Check it out patriots, before it floods again.
