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Iraq Says: Try Harder Please

March 17, 2015


i #RacedTogether at starbucks this morning
only to receive a #StPatricksDay message duct-taped to the bottom of my
jojos and ranch dip dressing at lunch

 

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Literary Agent

March 16, 2015


when the socialists get their way
all the art-like types will be employed to save the world!

wars ended
wages livable
wesson oil banned
but for
the gathered art-like types inability to compromise and be seen with that one asshole from duluth

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S. Burrough’d

March 16, 2015

safe words
about safe stories
gets you exactly what you need

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The Reason Dick Cheney Votes for Democrats

March 15, 2015

 

Long MFA
there’s a lonely book in an otherwise empty box of free books
Story Short

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Cold Butter in the North

March 15, 2015


my cousin always said
if your ‘wyte countatop cheese’ is only spreadable on soft bread fewer than 2 months a year
y’all oughta be half-tempted to move farther south

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Link driven news leads to the end

March 14, 2015


never before! (always)
has there been a clickable trail of truth-filled words in one place (there are)
spelling out how all empires rise and fall (been spelt)
until the inevitable sale of big brand marijuana mellows our fall at a walmart near you (soon)

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No Oil Welfare for Solar Power

March 13, 2015

of all the flat surfaces in all the sectors of the homeland, wind power walks onto mine

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