NetFlexed in the Methane Time
next up: sports,
weather, traffic and
a festival or two followed by the crushing weight of having watched Adam Sandler again.
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The FISA Projection/Grift Act
Free healthcare, college, and affordable housing will only take us about as far as our lead-based water, global wars and Monsanto’d foodstuffs downwind of Hanford can has thinks you has it can.
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Post Idea: The Crowdsourced Art Wall Edition
Intelligentsia Confirms: Iran Canada has been caught attacking the freedom waters, fishes and various fruits of our Glorious Homeland!™ (salute) for well over 100 years and yet, and still, there’s no coherent acknowledgement, no screams for Guantanmo-like justice, and there’s zero threats from Raytheon’s sales team to obliterate the evil doers from the north before Lockheed does. There’s no Mueller report of distraction, no nods of compliant acceptance near any Costco rotating chicken section, zero instances of road rage ‘because the peaches’, never a mass of well-armed/fed idiots who lost to Verizon just after 2001 — never forget the Mujaheddin! (salute) and remember, there’s plenty of poor paying jobs, no healthcare and a poisoned body of water somewhere near your scary library and all your incredible rents.
*(salute)*
Blame MoMA not Sonoma
We’ve reached peak crushed dreams of the intelligentsia.
Alt-weeklies are dead.
Useless festivals increasing like rent.
HBO’s Chernobyl was really about Hanford and Fukushima,
located somewhere up north of the internment camps.
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The Anthropocene is Russian by Maddow Design
no one yet
is breaking into
vegetable stands
fruit markets
or the poisoned water distribution networks.
but wait. just you wait.
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Meeee and my Soprano gang…
headed dooowwwnnn the driveway in…flops,
underwearrrrr…and a robe,…
to grab the morning…….paper.
Whyyyy I might need…protection…
from the morning news…
is a good question fooorrrr…
da therapist.
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Plasticine Prius Parking at the Co-Op
Ban the bags at Bangor and be no closer to saving ourselves from Boeing or expensive healthcare near school librarians.
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The Vigilant Lens 