The Reign of Dicks
The reign of Dicks, has about run it’s course. This reign has lasted 30 years. This overly long reign of Dicks belongs to Congressman Norm Dicks, of Washington State fame. Rep. Dicks has a list of accomplishments as long as he is tall. Unfortunately, Norms not very tall.
Norm has no conscience, morals or balls. Of course as most of us know, Norm is not alone in his lack of stones. Nor is he alone in playing constituents for fools. No more Norm. Times up. Your legacy of 30 years of a liberal voting record is lost. It means nothing.
I’ll get into the specifics of your pork and your love of all things military in another post…..because you need to listen to us now Norm. Your constituents, not your biggest contributors. We want you to grow a pair Norm.
Pass this on to your lazy staff because they are going to be busier than ever. First, walk down the hall to Reps. Wexler and Kucinich and tell them you are on board. Second, have your staff contact the rest of the spineless Democratic and Republican Representatives you no doubt have great influence over. Tell them it’s time. Then march on over to Rep. Conyers office and tell him the plan. The plan is doing your jobs. Impeachment will begin on your word Norm.
Can you repair your legacy? Try saving America. Now thats a legacy saver eh Norm?
So Norm here are some key names and words of interest for you to use when “convincing” the spineless. The uninformed reader can play along too! Thanks Norm, we’re counting on you.
Sibel Edmonds. This is big Norm. Go here for more.
Those lies Rep. Kucinich mentioned on the floor recently? The 935 lies that preceded the “war”. There are a lot more than that, right Norm?
Speaking of problems, you and SUBASE Bangor go way back Norm. I submit for your perusal another minor problem.
Did I mention Sibel? This is very bad Norm….could wake a few sleepy Americans up….
None of these guys are connected to you, right Norm?
Oh and look here Norm, goofy old Dick Cheney wants more from you too. You’re just going to laugh at him, yes? No?
Things are getting messy, people are talking. What are you and your complicit friends going to do Norm?
Tag, your it.
The End Is Near.
Or we’ve rounded the corner. Passed the tipping point? Passed out naked on the couch? Fell asleep at the….
I asked someone to show me a video clip that proves definitively, that the end is near. And they did.
A warning. This clip is extremely painful. Possible side effects may include, blank mindless staring at stuff, a sudden urge to jump out of a moving vehicle and a desire to spend perfectly good money on a Tom Cruise movie.
The video clip of enlightenment
Guantanamo, shopping and waterboarding.
Seattle, last Friday. The sixth year anniversary of the grand opening of Guantanamo to prisoners of war. Or enemy combatants, whichever makes you feel more comfortable.
At Westlake Center, a reenactment of waterboarding was demonstrated for busy shoppers and commuters.
I’d show you the photos, but shopping is so much more fun.
UW Alumni. Stupid, or just lacking in intelligence.
Ed Hanson. UW alumnus, Husky Football fanatic, former three term Mayor of Everett, Wa., a lawyer and a multi millionaire. Wow! Thats a mouthful Ed. So what possesed you to threaten poor UW President Mark Emmert with donation blackmail in order to fulfill your Husky Football coaching demands? Low self esteem? Loss of your moral compass, genetics?
As many others have already wondered what the hell you were thinking, I’ll pass along some alternatives on what you might do with your money Ed.
Look no further than Everett. Throw some cash towards Snohomish County Energy Assistance. Help some folks out with their heating bills. Ask for Bill Beuscher.
Want someone fired Ed? Pass along some of your wisdom and cash to say….Dennis Kucinich. He’s looking to fire a couple of guys back east.
How about our returning Veterans Ed? You know about them right? Everett has a few and I bet there are some living on the fine streets of your former Mayoraldum….share the wealth Ed.
The possibilities are endless. So Ed, please spare us any well penned press releases. Spare us on how your intent was misread, misquoted or misunderstood. Your email tantrum has given a pretty clear picture of what you are all about. As an added bonus, your Husky backer brethren with money have “outed” themselves as well.
You “Couged it” Ed. Now fix it.
Holy Gay Microsoft!
A big gay shout out to the Homophobic Rev. Ken Hutcherson who leads a church of some kind in Redmond, Washington. Ken says Microsoft is soft on gays, Vista really sucks and God is just plain pissed off at Bill. Ken has instructed his followers to buy up Microsoft shares (OK it was only three shares per homophobe) due to Bill and Melindas stance on gay rights and their penchant for helping hungry children. Kens Kool Aid sippin sect is then supposed to give one share to Kens new organization, AGN financial network. Ken also said they were targeting Microgaysoft first because he and “them” have a history. After pocketing the much needed funds for gay Corporate bashing, Ken reportedly will be going after other companies who do not bow down and or bend over to his congregations demands….you listening Halliburton? KBR? Blackwater?
Watch out gay corporate America!
Ken is out, proud and looking for you!
Dave Reichert is heard from
Kind of…
This from the Seattle PI today. “One of two things is going on here: either Dave Reichert and his campaign staff are incompetent or they initiated a deliberate effort to mislead the public about their disastrous fund raising in recent months,” said Washington State Democratic Chairman Dwight Pelz.
Dave’s team answered the allegations by blaming everything on the President and or Bill Clinton.
Veterans, Dick Cheney and Yellow Ribbons
Some photos and food for thought on the fast approaching Veterans Day, 2007.
