The Proportional Deduction Train
Dino’s train of goofy deduction will have to be dusted off and rolled out again, soon. Dino is already losing. He needs another gimmick and fast! So when you need a gimmick who ya gonna call? Well, if you are incapable of coming up with a decent “re-election” team, you call the deep pockets of the BIAW.
There is no accounting for the thought process in some used house salesmen….
Some advice for any wanna be Governors in the future.
- When you want to steal elections, do not use “real” Republican Judges in Central Washington.
- Do not use State Representatives who sell jet skis and boats.
- Stay far, far away from Tim Eyman.
- Try to distance yourself from four out of five convicted felons who agree with your stance, on anything.
Listen for the propaganda for Rossi, paid for by the BIAW. It will soon fill the airwaves of the homeland.
Sherman Alexie has a Potty Mouth?
The new white folks that own the Sonics are trying to keep Sherman Alexie, quiet. They claim that Sherman will just add to the growing media circus and quite possibly, teach poor kids in Oklahoma bad words. I can think of no better way to keep this Sonics soap opera of stupidity, from spiraling down the media circus hole of negative attention, than trying to keep Sherman Alexie, quiet.
Being that the world does indeed revolve around Spokane, I put forth some time ago, a semi decent proposal that would have made most parties involved, somewhat happy. Read it here. So screw Oklahoma, Seattle didn’t fight hard enough, let’s look at Spokane!
Spokane is far better prepared than Oklahoma to take on these dysfunctional Sonics. Spokane will absolutely come unhinged for a new Sherman Alexie book. The insanity that would be unleashed if the Sonics/Lilacs were to move to Spokane….indescribable.
Some background for the Spokane newcomer. The Lilac City loves Sherman, he is a living legend. He dwells near the top of the Spokane legend list with names like, Randy Shaw, Bing Crosby, John Stockton, Evel Knievel and several other white people.
Other points of Spokane consideration include;
- Spokane already has a farm team in Gonzaga
- Hoopfest!
- Dan Kleckner hates doing the weather
- The Inlander, where Sherman’s new “Lilac Watch” would live
- Greater Spokane Incorporated and Dawn Picken. (Dawn, my new Debra Wilde!)
So what say you Spokane? Start emailing Sherman, the Sonics and the Seattle news outlets. Tell them of this “Spokane” and keep in mind, if Sherman moves back with the Lilacs, Too Slim might too.
The Edmonds Juggernaut
The Asia Times and the Jerusalem Post, more trustworthy than 98% of American news pushers, say we will be bombing Iran by August.
The Bush plan to invade and conquer all oil bearing nations, has run in to a little problem. This little problem is……The Edmonds Juggernaut.
A slow moving, unstoppable force. This overwhelmingly powerful force can change world opinion and yet, still remind you to wear comfortable shoes.
Rick Steves is this force. The driving force that just might end the Bush Regimes pathetic attempt to bomb Iran into Democracy. Go to Ricks blog, read of his travels in Iran.
Next time you hear any member of the Bush Junta pounding the drum of Iranian invasion, take a deep breath, grab a lovely beverage and go to Ricks the Juggernauts blog. You’ll be glad you did!
So Much for Beer Money
Need a little help paying for gas, beer and bullets?
Do what Dino Rossi does, cheat, lie and then attempt to steal what you need. When that fails, turn to the next most obvious place. A place that is not political and passes out envelopes with cash.
The Bremerton Chamber of Commerce? No! It’s the overly friendly, non-denominational group of Christians formerly known as, the Christian Businessmen’s Connection. Since that seemed too gay, they are now known as Connecting Business and the Marketplace to Christ. Hey fellas! That does seem less gay.
Thanks for showing us the path, Dino.
Fish Wrap With Prejudice
This weeks award of stink filled journalism, goes to the Kitsap Sun and one of their “Community Columnists” who more than likely lives too close to the water and has a great view…..Pam Dzama is her name. Right wing propaganda pushing is her game. Read her most recent pile of bloviation…..here.
Pam is a “Community Columnist” with prejudice. She thinks some veterans were snubbed at the glorious Bremerton Parade of No Messages. She thinks Harley riding veterans and possibly the entire parade of no messages, were overshadowed by a small band of outlaw Veterans For Peace.
Sounds like Veterans For Peace, did their job. Sounds like Pammy the “Community Columnist” with an agenda, was forced to think about something other than fake lapel pin patriotism. You’re welcome, Pammy.
If after reading any of the “Community Columnist” rhetoric makes you want to end your subscription to the fish wrap of Kitsap, go on over to the HorssesAss and read about a journalist doing her…….JOB. Niki Sullivan…. very refreshing.
Hot Dust Bunnies
The Yakima Nation and Hanford Challenge are checking dust for radiation, all over the Mid-Columbia basin. I for one, would not want to be chasing down and capturing, little Dino Rossi dustbunnies of death.
These dusty remnants are from a day long past, when our government and corporations like GE, would lie to us about pretty much everything. How times have changed!
I hope one of you in the “glow zone”, can direct these scientists with feather dusters to the railroad corridor down by Oregon. Just say American Ecology or Camp Doha. They’ll know what to do.
As always, if you find yourself within 2000 miles of Hanford, don’t breath and don’t drink the water.
W Begs for Oil, Rick Steves Saves the World
Is that poetic justice or what!
While our Supreme Court placed, war criminal of a President was busy begging for oil and threatening the Middle East with Democracy, Rick Steves is off to Iran to film his show.
Rick Steves is making a point. In fact, Rick is doing more than any member of Congress or Presidential Candidate or super secret CIA/NSA hack and the Pentagon combined.
Rick is filming a travel show. In Iran. The message senders at the Bremerton Chamber of Commerce will not understand it. Most of the Bush Administration wont grasp the message Rick is sending either. Norm Dicks, Brian Baird? Not gonna get it.
You can bet Howard Shultz will get it.
I salute you Rick and good luck. Read more about Rick and his Iran travels….here.
