Late to the party
So I was playing one of my many scratched up Rage CD’s and looking for yet another fun, wacky way to use Norm Dicks name, when I found these guys over at The Slog.
Yes, I guess I’m late to the party, out O touch musically speaking and still listen to Metallica…but hey, their video made me smirk.
So here’s one more for you…enjoy.
Dicks Talks Poop
Norm Dicks and several overpaid scientists, concluded after yet another three year study, that your shit is killing Hood Canal. Then they all took a symbolic dump in a single-wide waterfront home in Hoodsport.
After washing up, Norm took the opportunity to tell us that fixing this shitty problem, will be expensive. He gave us the straight poop. He said, “I think we’re going to find that we have to put sewer systems in the lower Hood Canal. It’s going to be expensive,” and then “Now, I don’t have any magical way to fund this.” Unless your name starts with Boeing. Or ends with Boeing.
You just used your magic wand to add another 162 billion dollars to W’s war. Your magic wand has cost us more than 800 billion dollars, 4113 dead U.S troops in Iraq and 537 troops in Afghanistan.
So lets recap, you “found” 7 million dollars for this study of shit, to tell us what we already knew. You found the inestinal fortitude to save Boeing from themselves, time and time again. You back Dave Reichert with your promised vote, you back George W with your vote…you want immunity for those who spit on our Constitution, you add the new GI Bill to war funding?
Who the fuck are you working for Norm?
Seattle Times Asks….
Is Dave Reichert a liberal minded, environmentalist, pretending to be a Republican, so go ahead and vote for him you stupid, liberal voting, Stranger newspaper reading, possibly gay, freedom haters?
Tomorrow, look for the Times expose’ based on rumors that Dino Rossi, if re-elected, will require the BIAW to give back all the cash to the workers compensation refunds account, start supporting unions, workers rights and a home buyers warranty.
Rick Knew
Rick Steves knew. He traveled there, had to squat to urinate and dared to show us that Iran is inhabited by, are you ready? People like us. While W and his crew of oil, power and war hungry drones were busy threatening Iran with “Democracy”, Rick Steves went there, blogged about it, filmed it and will be asking for money on your local PBS station soon.
You might be thinking, Rick’s a cool guy, but what in the hell does Rick, Iran and urinating whilst squatting have to do with knowing? And what did he know before we knew he knew it?
I’ll tell you. There’s now word that “we” may open a Diplomatic Outpost in Iran. Check it out here.
Slow Blog Alert
I will be doing some actual photography for a change…so the posts may, or may not happen with any regularity for the next week.
Speaking of regularity, I give you today’s scary link of shitty news, that like my posts, may or may not happen. Enjoy it here.
Eat while you can!
Tribute
Today we pay homage to the cowards who call themselves Democrats. Norm Dicks, Brian Baird and so many more. Special interests with cash, is who they work for. Special interests that buy the cowards favor and votes. What’s the difference between sellouts like Dino Rossi, Brian Baird, Dave Reichert and Norm Dicks?
Not a fucking thing.
Enjoy your tribute sellouts. Your hard work in passing FISA and in funding another year of W’s wars, will not be forgotten.
Know your enemy. He is much closer than you think…
Sorry Spokane
The much anticipated appearance by Sherman Alexie at the Lilacs Sonics trial, is over. Percy Allen live blogging! from the actual trial itself, in the actual city of Seattle!, mentioned Sherman was from Eastern Wa. But that appears to be it. No mention of Spokane, Spokaloo, Aunties or even Reardan.
Sherman appeared poised to say Randy Shaw once, but this came from a source at the Stranger. Nuff said. Speaking of the Stranger, can I interest you in some photography help? Sweet fucking BIAW! You need some better pics…
So Spokane, you will have to wait for the next reading at Aunties for your Spokane-Alexie connection fix. Unless, you people start reminding Sherman of Gonzaga. I’m sure Coach Few and the alumni could get Sherman any seat configuration and all the Jesus fries and sodas he could handle. Basketball would be back in Sherman’s life, Gonzaga gets free press, you get more Sherman.
Now get on it Spokane!
