The God Van Damme it Post
With extreme prejudice. Or something.
I hereby proclaim it Jean-Claude Van Damme day. I also further proclaim that Jean-Claude would kick the living shit out of super conservative idiot…Chuck Norris.
I also proclaim Jean-Claude to be a master of his domain, for his performance in the best fucking interview I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Read in awe as Jean-Claude deftly turns the interview into a…..seduction.
You may find this incredible, awe inspiring interview….right here.
God bless you Jean-Claude Van Damme it!
Goat Sucking?
Goat, GTO Breed
Well I thought of a Pontiac when I read it.
You know, I try not to piggy back on Dan Savage and his wisdom over at the Slog, but this was just to damn good to pass up. For a continuation of the KOMO News 4 story on sex, taxes and non-profits, head on over to the Slog…for the sucking off of goats. Enjoy!
Leave your key at the desk, Senator
Do Senators’ even have super cool Senator keys? They ought to. Ted Stevens…turn in your God Damn key! If you feel compelled to read even more about this useless prick, go here.
Otherwise enjoy a long conversation with Henry Rollins and Ozzy. It’s infinitely more interesting than Ted.
Free Porn!
KOMO News 4 is desperately trying to increase its viewing audience whilst simultaneously….”solving problems.”
The problem? Adults having sex at a non-profit. There is talk about tax breaks for sex and prissy, uptight humans, who are very unhappy that other humans might be doing “it,” with other humans for Gods sakes! Go to KOMO right here, and watch the video about this lack of a tax sex problem. What a fucking mess we are.
When you’re done with that bit of hilarity, go on over to The Slog. Because Dan breaks it down and makes a shit load more sense while he’s doing it…than I do.
Oh and no, there is no free porn.
The Price of Gas
Thanks to places like Costco, I can now get my gas for less than 2 bucks a gallon. While I’m there, I could even purchase good quality underwear, some fantastic frozen food and a case of artichokes. If I so desired. On my way out, I can buy a dog and a coke, show my receipt at the door and walk away satisfied in my knowledge, that I have paid a very reasonable price.
Gulf War Syndrome is Real
Gulf War Vet
The 175,000 to 210,000 affected Gulf War veterans would like to say, no shit. Thanks for listening, the war ended 17 fucking years ago.
From the Reuters article, “Scientific evidence leaves no question that Gulf War illness is a real condition with real causes and serious consequences for affected veterans,” said the committee, which has been looking into the problem since 2002. The report further highlighted inadequacies in the medical care veterans have received from their government.
The War on Stupid Continues
Stupid is as....
The election of President Obama has brought out the kiddy pool crowd. The shallow end of the gene pool if you will. According to the Christian Science Monitor, at least 200 hate related incidents were triggered across the country, by electing a human being as president. Go figure.
Look for Homeland Security, Secret Service and at least two of my favorite acronyms of fascism, to join in on this epic battle. Of course like most “good” kiddy pool humans, they tend to all eat at the same restaurants, shop at the same three stores and insist on advertising their “plans” by talking relentlessly about those plans on the Internet. Signs and nooses in the front yard appear to be popular as well. I’d wish the authorities good luck in this battle…but I think it’s almost wrapped up as we speak.
