Senator Graham Your Microphone is On
In news that no big media will cover, Senator Graham agrees that torture is wrong. He was against it before, well, you know.
Now we can move on to the next faze of the Cheney years…treason, Sibel Edmonds, Valerie Plame, the energy task force meetings in ’01 and those “mysterious” anthrax letters.
Fad Killing and Yet More Ventura
As Jesse Ventura can only peel the dark curtain of Cheney crimes back so far, in just a couple of days, tonight he rests. Tomorrow, the world? Stay tuned lapel pin patriots…
In the mean time, I aim to kill a fad off by jumping on board the Keyboard Cat, kitty litter bandwagon. As seen on TeeVee!
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The Jesse Ventura Truth Commission Rolls On
Jesse Ventura is dismantling Fox News and their scripted talking points on torture, one show at a time! Yesterday it was Hasselbecks View and Hannity’s Vanity. Today Jesse tore into Brian Kilmeade on the Fox & Kissing Cousins show. Brian gave it his all, which means he mentioned 9/11. Repeatedly. Then he wet himself and left the set in a pissy little snit.
Jesse Ventura, he’s making the rounds. He’s leaving battered cowards in his wake. Which means the cowardly liars O’Reilly, Scarborough and Beck await.
Study up girls!
We’ve Been Here Before
We used to call them Dixiecrats, now they’re called Congress. Back then they were against civil rights, for segregation and keeping humans in their place.
Change has happened. But not as much as you think. History repeats itself and evidently…no one is to blame?
Happy Birthday Malcolm.
Bainbridge Island Saved From Evil Vaginas!
According to the fishwrap from Kitsap, an illegal vagina usage area in a south Bainbridge Island neighborhood, has closed up for good. Neighbors, police, husbands and the Navy, had plenty to say. However, none of it made any sense. Because as most Bainbridge Islanders know, all of the illegal vagina users “came” from off island.
Kevin Dwyer of the Bainbridge Island Chamber of Commerce, is also rumored to have an opinion on illegal vagina usage. Kevin apparently said,“It’s a little shocking that it’s happening here, but Bainbridge Island is, unfortunately, changing and beginning to look like other places,” says Kevin. The Chamber spokesperson goes on to say,“We’re a part of the real world, not some Emerald Isle where everything is beautiful and there’s no crime and everybody is upstanding.”
I think Kevin is looking at you…Bremerton.
So remember Kitsap County, as Kevin, the poleece and about 34 pissed off Bainbridge Island wives know…illegal vagina usage is a gateway drug.
Just ask Pam Dzama. She knows all about it.
Boo!
Jesse Ventura Sacks a Hasselbeck
Of course as everyone knows, Haselbecks spend most of their time on their backs, so this was not a difficult task for Jesse.
God, Lifted Trucks and Ass
If you were to ask old man Rumsfeld and his Evangelical Warrior Desk Jockeys at the Pentagon, what sells pretend wars? God, lifted trucks and ass would be their response.
I’ll be damned, those desk jockeys are right!
I’m re-enlisting tomorrow!
