War on Water
The war on water is almost won. Round these parts, we’ve kicked ass on the Duwamish, Puget Sound and the Columbia River. Orca and Salmon are our al Qaeda.
Superfund? We need jobs not clean water. We need Boeing. Boeing needs Norm and Norm needs wars and Norm needs you to fight them.
The war is almost won, but the battle will never end as long as a clean body of water remains.
For old news on the war on water, go here.
You Have Been Assimilated
An Army psychological operations unit, which is pretty funny in and of itself, is still trying to “win” over the conquered people of Iraq. It’s called operation Baghdad Now! It’s like People Magazine and any American teevee/radio news outlet, all conveniently rolled into one periodical of American Perestroika.
10 bucks says the well hidden Mitchell and Jessen helped with this too.
Who Are These People?
Norm Dicks is one. When he’s not busy creating the Taliban, he’s busy working for Boeing and Russell Investments.
Thanks Norm.
His Name is Mudd
He is career CIA. He was intimately involved with the Bush torture bathing of suspected terrorists program. He was nominated to be President Obama’s “intelligence” chief. Now he’s out.
His name is Mudd.
When Spoonman Asks for a Ride
Artis and Spoons
You give it to him.
It’s amazing the things you can talk about in 15 or 20 minutes with Artis. I think we almost solved the worlds problems and he had some interesting things to say about his experience with Soundgarden. Then before you know it, your time is up and The Spoonman leaves the building. And or your vehicle.
Thanks Artis…
For a quick compilation of Artis and his art, go here.
Dick bin Laden
Dick bin Laden has spoken again. Words like Obama, Pakistan, 9/11, 2nd Amendment, homosexuals and enhanced interrogation were used. Again and again, then twice more.
It’s like they both have the same things to say and I’m left wondering why we’ve never witnessed the two of them together or at the same dinner party? Chew on it patriots.
In other news…just over half of torture proponents polled say torture is sometimes justified. Jack Bauer and his ticking time bomb scenario had no comment.
Newt Gingrich kind of regrets calling Judge Sotomayor a racist, but still denies any regret in banging Callista Bisek, whilst impeaching Clinton, after several blow jobs from Anne Manning, whilst married to two other women. That’s a fucking mouthful, Newt.
Which leads us to Bill O’ Reilly. Little O’ was for getting his hands on the murdered doctor before he was against it. No comment is expected from Homeland Security or the Department of Justice.
The City of Port Townsend Washington, has officially asked the Border Patrol to stop hunting Latinos and terrorists in it’s parks, churches and playgrounds. The resolution was sent to President Obama, Norm Dicks and a few other uninterested politicians. City officials estimate that there is approximately a 1 in 589 million chance, that anyone will read and or respond to the resolution. Interestingly enough, the odds of the Border Patrol catching a terrorist in or near the campground restrooms at Fort Worden State Park, or inside the Port Townsend Police station? Sorry, its classified.
Word on the streets of Port Townsend has it, that if Homeland Security really wanted to help out the area, there is something that they could do. Set up several checkpoints in town and pull over every vehicle that has a PT sticker proudly displayed on it. Then promptly send the occupants back to California and or the Seattle Metro area.
This would stimulate the local economy by giving locally employed locals more opportunities to…
- Purchase a 600 sq. foot home for less than
600 thousand dollars - Safely use the 4-way stops in Uptown and at
Discovery/Sheridan again - Enjoy the smell of “the mill.”
- Keep the schools open.
- Substantially cut down on the overabundance of baristas and massage therapists.
