Commander of the Gods
Closely Monitored Restricted Areas
That used to mean you might get shot by actual well trained military or other federal types, if one were to venture too closely to said protected resource.
In today’s Homeland, a closely monitored and restricted area translates into billions of dollars spent on technology, equipment and former Taco Bell managers. These former fake taco managers, occupy jobs at the Federal Protective Service and or as agents, in any number of Homeland Security agencies. Pick one!
As luck would have it, GAO investigators have been very busy bringing explosives and bomb making materials into every federal building they chose. To add insult to injury, Greenpeace also scaled Mount Rushmore and unfurled a nice little message for President Obama. Message received!
Raise your hand if you think this is the first time the well paid private security firms and Homeland Security have failed.
Raise your hand if you think Senator Lieberman’s outrage is nothing less than bullshit. The truth is in the spelling of the Senator’s name.
Waicucuka!
It’s Wake Up a Sleepy Liberal Day!
Wha, they did what, to whom? Because of the color of their skin? Oh come on Vigilant lens, it’s 2009! There’s obviously been some mistake.
Thus concludes my attempted reenactment of a conversation with every Democrat and or MoveOn.org human I know.
Yes Becky! No shit! We may have integrated water fountains these days…but one need only put down their 2000 calorie blended coffee beverage and shade grown, child labor free muffin of feel good empowerment, for just a moment…and wow, huh? The world is one fucked up place. Did I mention there was a war in Iraq?
Go here for more Rep. Steve King like racism. It involves kicking black kids out of a pool in a private club.
Yes because they were not white. Becky.
399 to 1
The score of the first Shaq/LeBron led Cavs game? The odds of Sarah Palin never doing another interview/press conference with a bird in the background?
Nope.
It’s just good ol white trash boy, Representative Steve King from Iowa and his lone no vote. This homegrown Republican terrorist, was afraid to vote in the affirmative, for the resolution acknowledging the role that slave labor had in building your U.S. Capitol building.
Say Homeland Security, instead of wasting your time and whats left of our money chasing brown skinned Spanish speakers, why not start filling GEO Group prisons with Republicans? Followed closely by any Democrat who voted for more endless Bush/Obama wars and all Fox News employees.
Arizona is Hot
And Sylvia Allen, one of their state Senators, is even hotter. That is as long as you’re into Rapture Ready Republicans for Uranium Mining cult members…
Yes! Yes my patriots! Remember and never forget, the Earth is only 6000 years old, George Bush kept you safe from terrorist attacks and the radioactive decay of uranium, can in no way be trusted, when “scientists” tell you the planet is just a few billion years older than what I said.
America Explained
Absolutely Terrifying
Perfectly Normal Tea Party Sign
Mind Numbingly Horrific
Vice Presidential Material
Take a Stand
Where is the debate?
We still have 130,000 troops in Iraq. Up to 50,000 permanently? This is not change. This is not an end to the occupation.
A trailer from the IVAW Winter Soldier Movie.
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