Python War
Cause its one, two, three…what are we fighting for, don’t ask me I don’t give a damn…next stop is Afpakistan
And I think we know how this chapter will end as well.
I’m out for a day or more…enjoy some Python, go shopping
and be vigilant.
The Spoils Learn Fast
Our spoils are figuring out this whole Democracy thing quite nicely thank you. Rigged elections, owned politicians, killing for fear, profit, natural resources and deity…Mission Accomplished II!
Which brings us to General Stanley.
General Stanley knows that Democracy spreading is a dirty fucking business. Stanley also knows that when Afghanistan purges itself of us, and it will, that Stan will be blamed for it.
Nation building can be a heavy burden. So can deciding who Stan needs to offer Congressional/CIA hand jobs to, to ensure their continued tortured silence.
Some advice for you General Stanley. Start with the hand jobs first, Representative Dicks goes first and blame Florida for everything else.
Caucasianville
Noasianville, Whitebreadistan, Whitopia or my favorite…the city of Sequim. Brought to you by the other whitest corner of
Washington State!
All of these things are just like the other…fancy, racially homogeneous enclaves of the pigmentally challenged. Some even have diversity police to ensure the lack of any. Sequim for example, employs the Border Patrol.
For a good time call 867-5309. For a good short read, check out Searching for Whitopia.
“Sounds real classy, living in a chateau”
Narcissistic Mythology
The misguided notion that our shit don’t stink. While it is easy to believe that America is number one at everything, turns out we’re more like a steaming pile of number two.
Karma, the equivalent of a back handed bitch slap, non fat/half caff, vanilla soy latte of irony. As luck would have it, about 200 million of us have zero understanding of what a karma and or an irony might be.
How karmically ironic.
The Monday Cat on a Guy’s Shoulder Post
Don’t ask. I won’t tell.
A Movement of War Pigs
Code Pink, the outspoken group in pink, that opposed the Bush wars, are now down with the Obama wars.
Your Patriot Act will soon be extended and fortified for your own
damn good!
Your cell phone and internet porn habits, may just get you tossed into a FEMA Camp for Porn Terrorists yet! Can you hear me now?
I tell you what, when they start handing out Nobel Peace prizes to the leaders of warmongering nations who torture…then I’ll get concerned.
Until then? Shop early, shop often and buy your marijuana from local Washington State growers only.
Happy Anniversary Afghanistan!
I won’t even bother talking about the hundreds of billions of dollars spent, the wasted lives, wasted time, or the eternal damnation
of our souls.
Or the fake war on opium.
Or the yet to be installed Christianity, Democracy, Walmarts, fraud free elections or the Trans-Afghanistan pipeline.
Halliburton, Boeing, Blackwater and many other contractors send their best as well.
Happy Anniversary Afghanistan…and remember to do as we say, not as we do.
