Employment Deployment
President Obama is readying his latest stimulated package of employment and prosperity called, the war in Afghanistan. Mind you, this is not an open-ended stimulus plan.
That being said, we will not leave until the job is finished and or we’ve fulfilled our contracts with Blackwater, Halliburton and Boeing. Give it another 10 years or so.
If the Afghan Surge is a bit too real for some of you unemployed patriots, why not try picking tomatoes?
It’s good hard work and builds character. In fact, agriculture and various other career fields are so desperate for honest, hard-working folks in this country…the slave trade is flourishing!
Take Immokalee, Florida for example. Now I know there are more than a few pissed off patriots in Florida who are losing their homes, jobs and minds. Did you patriots know there are employers in your area…who will pay you by the tonnage, supply you with great housing, food, healthcare and a vacation?
Sure you might be beaten, chained to the floor and raped several times a week…but in these tough economic times, what’s a Republican/Birther/Teabagger/ patriot supposed to do…besides phone in death threats to the President and watch Glenn Beck?
Stay tuned tomorrow when we will discuss Newsweek Magazine, their hatred of children of color and what effect (if any), did Donny Osmond’s win on Dancing With the Stars have on any of this.
Condolences
Goes out to the families and friends of the four slain Lakewood officers…
Shoppus Interruptus
Frightened shoppers at Westlake Center in downtown Seattle, were forced to stop shopping for approximately three minutes yesterday.
This three-minute breakage of the shopping trance occurred not because of a sudden surge in gas prices, or a shortage of caramel flavoring at one of the 15 nearby Starbucks.
Said shopping zombies were startled from their saving of the Homeland, via purchasing Chinese made trinkets of patriotism…by a small group of activists with a message.
Veterans of Obama’s wars startled the Homeland shoppers by 1. not shopping in the first place…and 2. performing a scary little skit, that almost shows what it’s like for Afghan/Iraqi humans, to be rounded up and detained for questioning and or torturing.
Fisher Communications and one of its disfigured arms of propaganda called KOMO News, described the scene as bizarre.
That there’s liberal media bias speak for “dirty hippie communists displayed their hatred for Merica, while hard-working white folks were shopping with their babies”.
For more reportage of the bizarre, go here if you feel so inclined.
The Vigilant Lens hint of the day? Read the comments on KOMO’s site, where many patriots not currently fighting anything but herpes and brain lesions…show what America is truly all about. You can almost smell the fear, confusion and blind Christian like hatred in their comments of patriotism and threats.
Thank you herpes patriots and KOMO News!!
Sarah Palin could not have quit a better job – that so well displayed the shallow end of the gene pool.
Quagmire Payback is a Bitch
Surge 2.0 is almost upon us. This Tuesday, President Obama is set to tell us why his war…is better than the Bush war.
President Obama says the war must be won! Otherwise, we will have invaded, occupied, tortured, maimed and murdered the mud hut living folks who grow our opium for us…for nothing.
Do not look for any answers to reasonable questions. Do not look for answers as to why Blackwater/Xe is still doing what the CIA reportedly quit doing. You know, that whole distasteful kidnapping, torturing and killing thing.
Call me drunk and Irish…but I really do think that our quagmire payback, is going to be much worse than anything lazy old Karma ever imagined sending our way.
It appears we’ve been sold out for chicken change…get ready you mother…for the big payback…hey!!
Errand Girl Sent by Grocery Clerks
In what was the biggest thing to have happened to Tri-Cities Washington, since your U.S. gubmint rendered the entire area unfit for sane human habitation, Sarah spent her Thanksgiving there and promptly quit the 5k run she had entered.
I’m willing to bet a glass of refreshing Richland water…that Colonel Kurtz would make a better President and could pen his own
book of falsehoods.
The Horror…the horror…
Thanks
Just a moment of thanks to you readers, especially you who get it.
Thanks goes to the dead turkey, Dick Cheney and the drones who do what they’re told…instead of what’s right.
The dead turkey, several First Nations and I…thank you Dick and drones, for all that you’ve done to America.
Precious Liar
If a liar is given a chance to lie on national teevee enough, the peoples will believe.
The adorable Dana Perino who is a precious professional liar, used to lie for Dick Cheney on a full time basis. Now she lies for Dick Cheney whenever and wherever she can, while simultaneously lying for the Obama Administration? Sweet gig.
Dana the precious professional liar, thinks her new boss…which other than a skin pigmentation thang…is the same as the old boss…has just suffered a terrorist attack and refuses to do anything about it. Dana the precious professional liar also says that no terrorist attacks happened during the Cheney administration.
That’s fucking precious Dana.
For as all Fox News watchers know… 9/11, the anthrax terror, our bombing campaign of brown women and children and the terrorist gutting of your Constitution, is all a Bill Clinton/Jimmy Carter conspiracy.
The new Fox truthiness checking dealio they do before allowing lies to spew from liars mouths…a huge success!
Okay cue proud Lee Greenwood.
