You Know it’s Bad When…
message force multiplying
You know it’s bad when…
The only reportage of the Afghanistan war war on drugs, brown folk, Islam, Taliban, 72 al Qaeda humans, for Afghan Women’s rights, pipelines, 9/11, CIA/Blackwater drone training, Saddam’s Afghan summer cabin, DOD contracts, peace, spread-age of Democracy…war on…(add whatever Afghan war justification you like, right here) is being brought to you by the Today Show and Matt Lauer!!
That there’s what the Pentagon calls, Operation Matt Lauer message force multiplying.
Or OPMILF. Because little Robert Gates has a wicked sence of humor and a soft spot for middle-aged women porn.
Bloody Hell!
Whats this then? England’s uphill gardener, Tony Blair, say’s he would have invaded Iraq to remove Saddam, even if “we” knew Saddam had no WMD’s? Come on Tony…we knew Saddam had no WMD’s, you knew, Iran knew, Hans Blix knew, the Queen Mum knew, Bono knew…
What’s next England? You going to tell us global warming is real? And we’d better act?
Alright, alright…I’m just yanking your chain mother country. Hey, if you guys end up taking ol Tony down, can we send you Bush, Cheney, Addington, Yoo and a host of other war criminals of our own?
Obama and our K Street owned, Democrat controlled Congress, have the collective “stones” of a…well, a Tony Blair! And I can assure you, they will without a doubt, not do the right thing.
God save the Queen!
Shave This
Now that Gillette has dumped the frequently fornicating Tiger Woods, perhaps Gillette could use a new spokes-human that speaks to the millions of unemployed, underemployed and underrepresented, who inhabit the Homeland.
Yes I’m available…
You know Gillette, the world is inhabited by millions upon millions of assorted geeks, dorks and malcontents, who could care less about Tiger and his wandering 3 iron.
I shall be their leader. As it pertains to shaving.
Light is Knowledge and Change Pays the Bills
Light is life. Light is light.
Peace is a metaphor that pays no bills.
Roslyn was what it was before Suncadia. Now it’s not.
Change is a metaphor. Change pays the bills.
Conspiracy Heresy
Facts, dogma and generally accepted ideals as to who, why and what we do it to and where we do it to them.
Or to be a bit more precise, our made up wars, Patriot Acts and Democracy are all about product placement, not conspiracy.
For example, Iraq, AfPakIranistan are all brought to you by Boeing, the CIA and several hundred other sponsors. You don’t even want to know how easy it is to buy a Big Mac and a Harley in the old green zone…
Just wait for the new green zones in Kabul and Tehran. I smell a new Vegas and a new venue for Carrot Top and Criss Angel.
Business is business and we’re in it to win it. No wide eyed, crying Hadji babies or lack of Osama will stop us.
Even though I am right, do not take my ramblings as gospel. Read a few articles, take a deep breath and you too will see the forest for the products.
Our President has a Nobel Peace Prize, Blackwater, Triple Canopy and Halliburton have struck gold.
Call it wag the dog, call it a Bushbama Holy War…either way, it’s all about protecting your friends and moral product placement.
Bushbama Change
Make that over 9 years later and you’ve got yourself the
Bushbama Surge of Changes!!
Remember when Democratic Underground and “progressive” Democrats everywhere were united in their hatred of the evil, corporate owned, war loving Republicans and Representative Brian Baird?
Change takes time I’m told. Especially when the Pentagon, Raytheon and K Street are in charge of implementing the change.
Keep those progressive candlelight vigils for better healthcare and other progressive changes coming! And remember, in order for you to receive your increased sensation of pleasurable changed up changes, please donate often to MoveOn.org and read those Presidential emails.
Tiger’s Wood
Only here in Puritanicalville can sooo many offended Americans and corporate sponsors, suddenly take offense to Tiger and his
wandering penis.
I say let his penis wander wherever it wants. I could care less about Tiger and his wood.
Puritanical Americans getting upset about humans making ‘kamillions’ by hitting a tiny white ball all over a lovely manicured grassy field?
Whoring for Gatorade and Cadillac?
The fact that George W Bush and Karl Rove still walk freely
amongst us?
Yeah, not so much.
Perhaps if bakers, dishwashers and your city sewer maintenance humans made ‘kamillions’ of dollars a year, just doing their jobs, coupled with flour, sponge and hickory plow endorsements…Puritanicalville might worship harder working heroes.
And of course, we would then not give one flying fuck where these humans stick their penises.
