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MoMA and Your Mom Art Walk Into a Chili’s

February 6, 2018

Gentrified Chest on Stand” – $5,400

Employing the unsaturated social studies filter, the image producer walks us far, far down a leisurely path that has contained not one hint of an elevation gain…since before the days when Netflix could only mail you a DVD of The Breakfast Club.



Changed Same Surrounded by Routine

January 25, 2018

WOMAN: Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here. Oh — how’d you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Who’s castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we’re all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
DENNIS: You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes–
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That’s what it’s all about if only people would–
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don’t have a lord.
DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarchosyndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,–
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: –but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more–
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!


Corporate War Still Sucks

January 18, 2018

Democrats say the fat man is a Putin-stooge puppet.
Democrats then vote to exceed the fat man Putin-stooge puppet’s war budget request.
Democrats say the fat man Putin-stooge puppet is also cheating on his wife.
Democrats have not yet dismantled the GEO Group ICE prisons-for-profit and deportation.
Democrats say fat cheating man/Putin-stooge puppet is an insane treason committer.
Democrats just voted to allow the crazy-fat cheating man/Putin-stooge/treason puppet, unlimited warrant-free spying power just like Obama and Bush had.

Your news, weather and traffic together.
Also, Guantanamo is your affordable healthcare.


Resist #Harder

December 29, 2017

skip the starbucks
flag the fake jobs and high rents on craigsListicle
boeing’s raytheon engineers will never scrub the toilets for lockheed’s jpmorgan chase


Thought Tanking: Just This Side of Iraq. Version 4.Still

December 27, 2017

me, waiting for change like it’s 2000 and nine
you, bought a new prius and donated to the latest art-scheme for higher rents across from the largest weapons-shipping operation on most any coast


‘Tis The Reason

December 8, 2017

All your social commentary are belong to Jeff.



MoMA Me This

December 5, 2017

Anonymous sources have confirmed to this outlet that nothing much has changed since our last report.



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