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No Whine

April 30, 2013

If they build it,
the sonics will come
to Spokane.

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At Least it’s Not a Walmart

April 29, 2013


old farmsteads never die
they just get recycled into
Targets

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Reverse Psychology Reversed

April 28, 2013


it doesn’t matter
what i
think
what i
it doesn’t matter

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Wandering With Gainful Employment

April 27, 2013

meandering through another life
can’t remember the last one
won’t do any

thing

with
this one
this time

either

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The Trouble With

April 26, 2013

i remember walking past ray mcgovern once
he’s ex-cia
and had something to say

i remember watching gunnery sgt. emil foley salute an invisible zach mayo once
he’s actor louis gossett jr.
and i always forget what mcgovern was trying to say

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Another Austerity Dinner

April 25, 2013

take a 1/4 box of old macaroni
add in another 1/4 box of even older spaghetti
boil with some freezer burned veggies
then chill

grab a small piece of dried out refrigerator cheese
trim the mold
cut whatever’s left into cubes

open 1 can of off-brand food bank tuna
drain it and save it

check the date on the mayonnaise
also that jar of sweet relish
take the cheese
and dump all three in with the noodles and veggies
hey man!
don’t forget your tuna!

season with salt, pepper, and garlic salt
then stir it like roseanne conner taught you

voilà!
bon appétit!
do eat it before it gets warm.

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Joint Strike Swallow Program

April 24, 2013


watching the amazing Tachycineta bicolor
attack and devour prey
while engaged in incredibly well-thought-out
aerodynamic flight
i am reminded of Lockheed Martin’s F-35

built to kill with grace and speed
the tree swallow
worth every bit its price
Lockheed’s F-35
not worth a penny of
its 400 billion dollar price

watching the amazing Tachycineta bicolor
attack and devour prey
while engaged in incredibly well-thought-out
aerodynamic flight
i am reminded of Lockheed Martin’s F-35

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