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Another Austerity Dinner

April 25, 2013

take a 1/4 box of old macaroni
add in another 1/4 box of even older spaghetti
boil with some freezer burned veggies
then chill

grab a small piece of dried out refrigerator cheese
trim the mold
cut whatever’s left into cubes

open 1 can of off-brand food bank tuna
drain it and save it

check the date on the mayonnaise
also that jar of sweet relish
take the cheese
and dump all three in with the noodles and veggies
hey man!
don’t forget your tuna!

season with salt, pepper, and garlic salt
then stir it like roseanne conner taught you

voilà!
bon appétit!
do eat it before it gets warm.

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2 Comments
  1. Jeff Nguyen permalink
    April 26, 2013 06:03

    Good recipe. Don’t forget to bless your meal and give thanks to Monsanto for your daily bread.

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    • April 26, 2013 08:27

      I was going to call this Reagan-Era Dinner Again…

      Man, i did forgot about the main monsanto’d ingredient.
      Monsanto! Killing you from within.
      Thanks Jeff.

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