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I Know You Are…But What Am I?

September 5, 2012

U.S. Army psychologists were wondering why there was so much animosity between Afghan troops…and our invading troops from the Homeland.

The answer is in the question, but then again, the answer has always been in the question.

The Army’s psychologists found that most Afghan troops saw the Americans as “a bunch of violent, reckless, intrusive, arrogant, self-serving, profane infidel bullies hiding behind high technology.”

The Army’s psychologists then found that most of the Homeland’s troops saw the Afghan soldiers as “a bunch of cowardly, incompetent, obtuse, thieving, complacent, lazy, pot-smoking, treacherous and murderous radicals.”

The Army’s psychologists then asked a group of Patriot Acted citizens of the Homeland—who they thought it was that attacked us with the Army’s Anthrax.  Most of us answered “it was Saddam’s aluminum tubes, coupled with the mushroom clouds of Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran…and whatever it was that Yemen, Somalia, Libya, Mexico and Guatemala did to us too.”

The answer is in the question, but then again, the answer has always been in the question.

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  1. September 5, 2012 11:47

    Get on down to see your local recruiter-

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