Killed by Cleavage

Bad stuff usually comes in threes.  Since Kim Kardashian has just again reminded us why we’ve made her famous, General McCaffrey and his Power Point show on why GE doesn’t make cheese…felt left out.  So the general reached around to NBC News. NBC did then enjoy themselves, and now they report what the Pentagon wants them to.

Kim’s cleavage and GE’s NBC-Pentagon Driven News.  Proof that bad stuff comes in threes.

Like GE’s Fukushima, most of us also don’t know much about GE’s Hanford.  But we will watch GE’s NBC, while making fun of Fox.  When we add GE’s Fukushima to GE’s Hanford, we then allow for GE’s Fox-like NBC News…which leads us back to Kim’s cleavage.

Japan + Kim’s cleavage + Bechtel National Inc = GE’s Hanford Nuclear nightmare. While that didn’t come to three, I think we can imagine that the number three was somehow used against us.

And that’s what North Korea said.

North Korea has reportedly given up its nuclear ambitions for a boat-full of food.  I’m certain that there is a boat-load of something involved…but it sure isn’t food.

Which hopefully brings some of us to ponder Iran, the Bangor Sub Base and Hanford.  If we were to offer a boat-load of food, jobs and free dental care to Washington State…would we dismantle the 1000’s of nuclear warheads at Bangor, only to bury them at Hanford?  Can we somehow save Portland, Oregon from Hanford?  Can we save Portland from Gresham?

Like Kim’s cleavage, it’s all relative.

Fukushima is related to Hanford, as Japan is related to our internment camps.  GE’s NBC is related to the Pentagon, as Chernobyl is to our Army Anthrax Attacks against us.

Our government has been attacking us with our apathy for decades.  So yeah…obviously, Bradley Manning and Julian Assange should be prosecuted for pointing this out.

I blame Kim’s cleavage.
It’s criminal. There ought to be a law.
Everything’s just easier this way.