Zoned for Multiplicity

It’s Tuesday and science is under attack again like it’s 1981 AD…the early Dark Ages, or the pre-Homelandia era.

“Science” as if…

If we are to further believe “science,” then yesterday was Monday, and many of the lower-middle classes of the Homeland had the day off.  Since I’ve not been given a sign as of yet…then I trust that “science” will tell us that tomorrow will be Wednesday.

But “science” can’t be real, because I know God spelled Wednesday as Wenzday.  Besides, the “scientists” are not protecting FOX News’ Chad Pergram from the parked cars of hidden brown-skinned terror!  Chad must risk life, limb and the chance that oxygen just might reach his brain…during his daily stroll from his car to the “science“-free halls of Congress.  The pretend horror.

The FBI’s “scientists” and I…laugh in your general direction.  Chad.

My thanks to Yahoo! News! and Chad on this Toozday, the day before God’s Wenzday, for not only has Newt’s Romney entered ‘the danger zone‘…but I think I saw a brown-skinned child place a device under my neighbors car.

Sucks to be us my neighbor.